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Re: Soldier Imitates Will Ferrell as Harry Caray
That Iraqi guy had a grin on his face almost the whole time during that clip. He was amused... guns or not.
By: xardox
Re: Soldier Imitates Will Ferrell as Harry Caray
Ok straight up... if you cant make people laugh, Your country is f**ked. ... And im not kidding. Lighten the mood... Laugh... make others laugh. If Soldiers are not able to be human beings they turn into monsters. If you WANT monsters in other countries, then treat soldiers like machines... Court Martial them when they do something funny... and leave them alone when they brutally murder whole towns.
If professionalism is being cold calculating death machines with no soul. then sure this isnt funny... but seriously dont take the soul out of the soldier. If they stop being human beings, terrible things happen... Like Abir ...
That was serious... this ... isnt.
If professionalism is being cold calculating death machines with no soul. then sure this isnt funny... but seriously dont take the soul out of the soldier. If they stop being human beings, terrible things happen... Like Abir ...
That was serious... this ... isnt.
By: xardox
Re: Pink
Lol her Conch is wet. ... And that bear is rubbing her thigh kinda sexually... ...The bear is thinking, "I i were a shiny bling covered freak, would you F**K me?"
By: xardox
Re: Family Guy: Peter vs Chicken, Fight 1
Although as an American, i don't laugh at just anything. For instance, i don't laugh when i see a small child killed by a bus. ... but i do laugh at quite a lot of things.
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Re: Family Guy: Peter vs Chicken, Fight 1
Any by "anything" you clearly mean a fat man fighting another man in a chicken outfit.
By: xardox
Re: The Pin-up Page
No Gratuitous Rubbish?!!
Well then, wtf is the point?
Pretty.... Boring.
Well then, wtf is the point?
Pretty.... Boring.
By: xardox
Re: IndestructoTank
Awful annoying that points dont apply the instant you hit the ground.
By: xardox
Re: Bubble Tanks
Yes... beat them all and you get to play level 2.
Which is coincidentally exactly like level 1.
... so what are you waiting for. Go kill them all... Lol.
Which is coincidentally exactly like level 1.
... so what are you waiting for. Go kill them all... Lol.
By: xardox
Re: How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend
Pr0n and Prostitution is the answer.
Too many factors come into play in relationships, typically one person will always give more than the other does. Resentment stirs and eventually people split. And only thru the acceptance of the loss of self can two people be together.
Its much easier to just watch porn and masturbate. At least you can still watch your Sports, drink beer, and play games as often as you need to keep yourself sane. And you wont ever be dragged into being another persons "bitch". Going to "bed and bath" shops, and going to some bullshit flowery event you never wanted to be at in the first place.
Relationships are flawed. They are based on sacrifice and compromise. You give up most of what makes you, you. So the other person can feel ok about the time they spend with you.
You give up what keeps you sane... or severly Cripple your hobby time, so you can waste away hour after hour in some f-ing craft shop looking for flower beads.
All so you can have somone to hold on to at night, care for so you feel useful and needed, and have sex with.
In the end, its just easier on the body and heart to just give up on being needed or holding on to anyone.... watch porn, and pay money for sex when you feel the need.
This will leave you with all the time you need to not f-ing lose it from boredom and flower beads and skirt shopping. Occasional bouts of being lonely is better than months of bitching, arguments, and in the end the total loss of self and focus.
Keeping your own needs met takes precedence over keeping another human being around. And yes, being alone ... (even for 10+ years) can be better than being with somone.
Too many factors come into play in relationships, typically one person will always give more than the other does. Resentment stirs and eventually people split. And only thru the acceptance of the loss of self can two people be together.
Its much easier to just watch porn and masturbate. At least you can still watch your Sports, drink beer, and play games as often as you need to keep yourself sane. And you wont ever be dragged into being another persons "bitch". Going to "bed and bath" shops, and going to some bullshit flowery event you never wanted to be at in the first place.
Relationships are flawed. They are based on sacrifice and compromise. You give up most of what makes you, you. So the other person can feel ok about the time they spend with you.
You give up what keeps you sane... or severly Cripple your hobby time, so you can waste away hour after hour in some f-ing craft shop looking for flower beads.
All so you can have somone to hold on to at night, care for so you feel useful and needed, and have sex with.
In the end, its just easier on the body and heart to just give up on being needed or holding on to anyone.... watch porn, and pay money for sex when you feel the need.
This will leave you with all the time you need to not f-ing lose it from boredom and flower beads and skirt shopping. Occasional bouts of being lonely is better than months of bitching, arguments, and in the end the total loss of self and focus.
Keeping your own needs met takes precedence over keeping another human being around. And yes, being alone ... (even for 10+ years) can be better than being with somone.
By: xardox
Re: Rubikubism
Lol... The rubiks cube is easy. Most people with half a brain could learn it in less than a week. I taught a friend of mine, took him 6 days or so to master it.
If you think the 3x3 is hard, if you think its impossible...
...Try the 5x5 professors cube.
Im just saying. The guy who did this art, probably spent the week or so figuring the puzzle out. Its really not as hard as it seems. Most people just dont think of it logically at all.
Here is a hint, None of the center pieces move.
... Hell another hint, start with a corner, find the 3 centers it matches with, and line it up into its proper spot. Then work on the pieces next to that one till the top is finished.
If using those hints you cannot get the top 8 pieces in their proper spots. Stop now and consider suicide. You are too stupid to be allowed to breed.
If you succeed in getting the top, then you are capable of learning the whole cube. There are several different methods to solving the rest. The official cube comes with instructions. Otherwise search google, there are several good sites to learn cube mastery.
If you think the 3x3 is hard, if you think its impossible...
...Try the 5x5 professors cube.
Im just saying. The guy who did this art, probably spent the week or so figuring the puzzle out. Its really not as hard as it seems. Most people just dont think of it logically at all.
Here is a hint, None of the center pieces move.
... Hell another hint, start with a corner, find the 3 centers it matches with, and line it up into its proper spot. Then work on the pieces next to that one till the top is finished.
If using those hints you cannot get the top 8 pieces in their proper spots. Stop now and consider suicide. You are too stupid to be allowed to breed.
If you succeed in getting the top, then you are capable of learning the whole cube. There are several different methods to solving the rest. The official cube comes with instructions. Otherwise search google, there are several good sites to learn cube mastery.
By: xardox
Re: Abby and Brittany Hensel: The Girl with Two Heads
I read up a little. Each twin controls 1 leg, and 1 leg. Apparantly they dont have "cross" sensation.
This being said, All information on how they feel below the belly button is completely left out.
Its said they dont have cross sensation, and they control one leg and one arm. ... does this mean the sensation is right down the middle? Including reproductive areas.? The reports online dont mention these facts. potentially because its embarrasing? ...
I mean above the belly, they have mostly two sets of organs, Three kidneys, 3 lungs, two stomachs, 2 livers. But only 1 intestine and one reproductive organ.
So mostly the areas people would be interested in knowing how sensation is shared and how the functions are controled by which brain and how that all works are the areas we as a society have trouble talking about. Poop, Sex, Vaginas... its all too sensitive a subject.
I know its their life and their situation so perhaps its not my place to know. But im still curious...
I mean if i had a twin and we shared one penis. And i had sensation of half and my bro had half. It would be extremely wierd. Arousal would be hard to deal with. Eventually i would think "our" sexuality and arousal function would Meld into one. Then of course, how do you deal with differing arousal triggers. I see a blond and im aroused, he hates blonds, but the chemicals are still making it happen for ... us. And then if i need to relieve that feeling, am i doing it WITH him?! ... ugh... its just wierd. But youd have to think its already very wierd... You have to crap together. And deal with bad abdominal pains together, or cramps...
Sharing bodily functions makes for a very strange life. I hope these girls have found a way to make that work for each other. And i hope puberty doesnt mess up that balance too badly.
At least they will never be alone. One might consider them Lucky girls. In that way.
This being said, All information on how they feel below the belly button is completely left out.
Its said they dont have cross sensation, and they control one leg and one arm. ... does this mean the sensation is right down the middle? Including reproductive areas.? The reports online dont mention these facts. potentially because its embarrasing? ...
I mean above the belly, they have mostly two sets of organs, Three kidneys, 3 lungs, two stomachs, 2 livers. But only 1 intestine and one reproductive organ.
So mostly the areas people would be interested in knowing how sensation is shared and how the functions are controled by which brain and how that all works are the areas we as a society have trouble talking about. Poop, Sex, Vaginas... its all too sensitive a subject.
I know its their life and their situation so perhaps its not my place to know. But im still curious...
I mean if i had a twin and we shared one penis. And i had sensation of half and my bro had half. It would be extremely wierd. Arousal would be hard to deal with. Eventually i would think "our" sexuality and arousal function would Meld into one. Then of course, how do you deal with differing arousal triggers. I see a blond and im aroused, he hates blonds, but the chemicals are still making it happen for ... us. And then if i need to relieve that feeling, am i doing it WITH him?! ... ugh... its just wierd. But youd have to think its already very wierd... You have to crap together. And deal with bad abdominal pains together, or cramps...
Sharing bodily functions makes for a very strange life. I hope these girls have found a way to make that work for each other. And i hope puberty doesnt mess up that balance too badly.
At least they will never be alone. One might consider them Lucky girls. In that way.
By: xardox
Re: Abby and Brittany Hensel: The Girl with Two Heads
You have to wonder. How much does each twin feel from the other twin.
Does the right twin feel the left hand at all? Who controls each side? ... And beyond that.
Who feels the ... lower end? And which one wipes?!
Can they ever really "mastrubate"? Or would that be incest? Does it even work?
Would one girl be upset if you played with one boobie and didnt play enough with the other one? ... would it be considered a three-some?
When they "do-it" who moans? Do they both?
It all sounds very confusing, and at the same time i really wanna know. Their relationships are going to be very strange. Do they have marriage licenses that work for conjoined twins? Do they have to be married together? Legally they are different people. ... right?
I mean. no matter what its not really gonna be a couple. There will always be 3 people involved. I mean if it was 2 guys, and the twin girls, do they share use of her... their parts? ...
I cant even imagine the boggling lifestyle these two will have.
Does the right twin feel the left hand at all? Who controls each side? ... And beyond that.
Who feels the ... lower end? And which one wipes?!
Can they ever really "mastrubate"? Or would that be incest? Does it even work?
Would one girl be upset if you played with one boobie and didnt play enough with the other one? ... would it be considered a three-some?
When they "do-it" who moans? Do they both?
It all sounds very confusing, and at the same time i really wanna know. Their relationships are going to be very strange. Do they have marriage licenses that work for conjoined twins? Do they have to be married together? Legally they are different people. ... right?
I mean. no matter what its not really gonna be a couple. There will always be 3 people involved. I mean if it was 2 guys, and the twin girls, do they share use of her... their parts? ...
I cant even imagine the boggling lifestyle these two will have.
By: xardox
Re: Fox News Blasphemy Challenge
Feeding Religion to your children as truth before they can understand and make decisions for themselves, is very close to raping their little minds.
You might as well tell them getting it in the butt from adults is totally normal and acceptable. It would warp their minds either way.
They arent able to make those decisions, nor should they have to. Religion should be considered Rated X. Extreme content enclosed. Absolutely not for children.
Nothing like telling somone what could be a fairy tale and then convincing them its completely real. At that age, they are going to base all their views of the world around something that no one can prove to be true or not.
Children are sponges. And if i told my daughter that Mice live in the stars and guide our paths thru life. And only by offering cheese to the altar of Mousyness can her soul be saved, you would all think im nuts and irresponsible. But she would believe that in her heart for her whole life.
She was too young not to believe it.
Be careful with your children. Their minds are yours to grow. Feed them truth and knowledge, but leave belief up to them. ... least thats my two cents.
You might as well tell them getting it in the butt from adults is totally normal and acceptable. It would warp their minds either way.
They arent able to make those decisions, nor should they have to. Religion should be considered Rated X. Extreme content enclosed. Absolutely not for children.
Nothing like telling somone what could be a fairy tale and then convincing them its completely real. At that age, they are going to base all their views of the world around something that no one can prove to be true or not.
Children are sponges. And if i told my daughter that Mice live in the stars and guide our paths thru life. And only by offering cheese to the altar of Mousyness can her soul be saved, you would all think im nuts and irresponsible. But she would believe that in her heart for her whole life.
She was too young not to believe it.
Be careful with your children. Their minds are yours to grow. Feed them truth and knowledge, but leave belief up to them. ... least thats my two cents.
By: xardox
Re: Fox News Blasphemy Challenge
The concept of God is a great idea. The reality of what God means to the masses, is a key problem on the planet Earth.
I can say with certianty, with no statistics to back it up, that "religions" on the planet earth, have caused more death and destruction to humanity than everything else combined. ... easily.
I cant say if there is or is not a god. But i can say that what humanity does in the name of some god... was not that beings intention.
I read a book once, a man found all the truth of the universe and god. He chose to keep the book hidden from the world. Do you know why?
Because that truth would cause more harm than good. People make religions around it, and then counter religions against it. And then wars would start, and people would die and kill in the name of their beliefs. If he simply hides away this truth, no one ever argues or becomes fanatical about that truth. Yes no one will ever benefit from that truth either, but unfortunately ... like the story of eden and the apple, We ,as a species, cant handle the truth. Regardless if that "knowledge" is truth or lies.
I on the other hand believe that Religion is the human genome's way of thinning our species. And hey its working. Go go evolution!
I can say with certianty, with no statistics to back it up, that "religions" on the planet earth, have caused more death and destruction to humanity than everything else combined. ... easily.
I cant say if there is or is not a god. But i can say that what humanity does in the name of some god... was not that beings intention.
I read a book once, a man found all the truth of the universe and god. He chose to keep the book hidden from the world. Do you know why?
Because that truth would cause more harm than good. People make religions around it, and then counter religions against it. And then wars would start, and people would die and kill in the name of their beliefs. If he simply hides away this truth, no one ever argues or becomes fanatical about that truth. Yes no one will ever benefit from that truth either, but unfortunately ... like the story of eden and the apple, We ,as a species, cant handle the truth. Regardless if that "knowledge" is truth or lies.
I on the other hand believe that Religion is the human genome's way of thinning our species. And hey its working. Go go evolution!
By: xardox
