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Re: too many guys
this song gave me the strenghth to move on from my terrible terrible disease and start a new life in bulgaria. also my cat likes it too.
By: uberlot
Re: Dad N Me
im sorry too. im sorry that i didnt apply myself in school and now im a hobbo living in a box and my only source of food is a hamster i found. im also sorry that i made that all up.
ps not really.
ps not really.
By: uberlot
Re: Adopt a Penguin
i named my adopted penguin, pegusis. PEGUSIS WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHY!!!
By: uberlot
Re: PeeWee's Website
pee wee just topped himself. hes now wearing an astronimcal four pairs of pants! four! hes an amazing fellow.
By: uberlot
Re: Dad N Me
i feel your pain. 5 percent is a dastadly number. my entire family was killed by 5 percent. sometimes at night i still cry...and then i remmember that i made it all up and i eat lots and lots of pie.
By: uberlot
Re: Transsexual Shaving Cream
yes yes i do want to know. if i dont know i will diea horrible horrible death.
i think they dont.
i think they dont.
By: uberlot
Re: Fall Guys
that was absolutley daziling. like the time i got the high score on pong and my friend got so mad he broke my atari.
By: uberlot
Re: Monkey goes to New York
i drew a funny monkey once and tried to sell it to an art gallery. after being turned down numerous times, crushing my self esteem i finally sold it to my cousin for 5 cents and bought a lolipop and sung tunes in the miror hip hip
By: uberlot
Re: Save Electricity
i tried to save electricity once by protesting abortian down at aboritan clinics by setting small dogs on fire.20 miniutes into this i realized that no one cared that i was burning my friends stuffed dogs, and also stopping abortian wasnt gonna save electricicty. so then i ran inside and turned on all the lights till i caused the whole neighborhood to get a black out.
By: uberlot
Re: Origami Bowl
origami? isnt that the name of the 1942 movie about a giant rhino that escaped from a zoo in order to find true love? or did i just make that up. yah im pretty sure i made it up.
By: uberlot
Re: Family Guy: Ipecac Puking
this reminds me of the time i put a camera in my cousins bathroom and she beat me with a tube of hair gel. it hurt a lot, but i learned my lesson,
never drink gatorade after 4:22 or you will turn into a giant black man from space.
never drink gatorade after 4:22 or you will turn into a giant black man from space.
By: uberlot
Re: Transsexual Shaving Cream
even stranger then the time i was trying to have sex with that girl i met online only to fight out that she was a 45 year old man with a criminal record named "Angela" needless to say he had an impressive collections of dragon ball dvds which i found a bit lucrative.
do transexuals even shave?
do transexuals even shave?
By: uberlot
Re: PeeWee's Website
that pee wee is a great name. we can all learn a little from him, like how to properly masturbate in the theater. peewee can wear three pairs of pants at one time thats how increadible his powers are.
By: uberlot
Re: Midnight Invaders
this game reminds me of that episode of full house where santa came and had an affair with that oyset. it really gets you into the spirit of christmas amen.
By: uberlot
