User Profile: poolaka

poolaka

Tag Line: Ignorance + Arrogance = Belligerence

Username

Username: poolaka

Points

Points: 9430

Personality

About Me: I once caused an entire natatorium to go vehvee, vehvee quiet. One time, I poked my very prudish girlfriend in the boob(like straight on and dead center). I made an idiot of myself skydiving, yet survived. I got into a brawl over a baseball hat as a teenager. I just thought we'd get some of the embarrassing stuff out of the way first. If you can deal with that stuff, you can probably deal with me. We'll save the bad stuff for later.

Like to Meet: Yo momma! Wait, no...already did that.

Interests: shooting digitized objects, pretending I can save the world, searching for shrubberies, hard fucking, garnering amusement through the embarrassment and pain of others, finding waldo, pretending I have a social life, taking both the high and low roads at the same time, maintaining my bonsai kitten

Extra info: I hate parades, hypocrisy, and/or properly stretching; but never all three at the same time. A man can only hate so much...

Favorite Things

Music: Sound

Movies: Pretty

TV Shows: Dumb

Books: Fun

Games: Video

Heroes: Villians

Basic Info

Gender: Hombre

Birth Date: 1974-12-19

Occupation: Current: Web/Print Designer, et al; Future: 3D Modeler/Animator/Shader

City Name: Philly-esque

Country: Petoria

Region: Northeast-ish

Time Zone: EST

Ethnicity: Cracker/Gringo/Reflector of Light

Body Type: Somewhat normal, with occasional lumps

Lifestyle

Marital Status: so lonely...

Sexual Orientation: I like girls

Home Town: just your average hardcore racist southern New Jersey town

Religion: Taoism - Atheist Sect

Number of Children: 1100100100

Education: 5 different majors, 3 degrees, and I make $14/hour. Does the education itself really matter that much? Here's an important thing I've learned: Even people slightly socially awkward, horrible at icebreakers and marginally better at small talk can still get laid. It's just more of an uphill battle. I know, I just blew your mind.

Professional

Companies: If you want my full CV, that'd be difficult. Suffice it to say, I've been employed by more than 30 companies in my life and I've only been fired twice. Both times were due to poorly thought out absences during my teen years. Too much retail to list, 7+ years of light construction work, 4 years of retail marketing, 2 years in banking, a fistful of side jobs doing wedding photography, et al and a couple handfuls of winter/summer jobs that had no real intrinsic value, except to pay some bills.

Networking: I recently completed the transition from all that other stuff to print/web design. I have a ~2 year plan to transition into the 3D modeling/animating industry(games, movies, whatever, I'm not really that particular, I just love using Maya). Current strengths are in Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, & HTML/CSS. In development: Flash scripting skills, Maya knowledge and portfolio.

Online

Fake Email: ieasily@excite.com

MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/wendys_frosty

AIM: poolakasha

GTalk: styrofoamseppoku

Unsorted

Affiliations: Mouth Breathers Anonymous

Signature: Ignorance + Arrogance = Belligerence

TShirt Size: Medium

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