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Re: Olla Podrilla Puzzle
This was great!
(I have to start clicking links even if they score lower than "good", otherwise I'm gonna miss gems like this one.)
(I have to start clicking links even if they score lower than "good", otherwise I'm gonna miss gems like this one.)
By: phonkey
Re: Team America Montage
Fun fact: The song was already old when this movie was released as it earlier had appeared in the South Park episode "Asspen" where Stan needed to learn downhill skiing in very little time...
By: phonkey
Re: Standup Comedy: Kathleen Madigan
lol, where the hell did I get Kathleen Turner from? I had to google that name and it turns out she's an actress but I have never seen any of her films so that name must have stuck to the back of my mind for some other reason.
By: phonkey
Re: Standup Comedy: Kathleen Madigan
Hehe I love it how she almost can't hold back her own laughter at the punch lines.
More Katleen Turner! It's nice to see a good female standup act for once!
More Katleen Turner! It's nice to see a good female standup act for once!
By: phonkey
Re: (Classified) HR 8791 (Classified)
All of the video clips on The Onion News Network are hilarious, well written and have ridiculous high production values for something coming from a web site. I'd be surprised if they didn't get picked up by some network like comedy central in the near future. I hope they don't because they would probably not be able to do bits like "The Ocular Penetration Act" if they were on a network.
By: phonkey
Re: SNL Digital Short: People Getting Punched Just Before Eating
I'd like to nominate Tina Fey for that award as well.
By: phonkey
Re: Exit 57 Stephen Colbert: Dancing Muchachos
I miss Paul Dinello! Apart from appearing as Tad the building manager on The Colbert Report has he done anything else since Strangers With Candy?
By: phonkey
Re: Emmy Awards 07: Fox Censors Sally Field
So it's ok to not give a crap about the millions of people who find it very offensive that they just cut her off?
I'm so sick of hearing about these people who find every thing so god damned offensive. Grow up!
I'm so sick of hearing about these people who find every thing so god damned offensive. Grow up!
By: phonkey
Re: Emmy Awards 07: Kathy Griffin, Suck It Jesus
I really hope she does and I hope that you too feel that way in the end.
By: phonkey
Re: Emmy Awards 07: Kathy Griffin, Suck It Jesus
Finally!!! I've been waiting for someone to do this for years! Making a point of how god had nothing to do with it. Thank you Kathy Griffin.
By: phonkey
Re: Cats Learning to Swim
This is moronic! Of course cats can swim! How can you not know that? Apparently the TV anchors and her cat club is just as stupid.
I'm sorry. I don't know why, but this pisses me off.
I'm sorry. I don't know why, but this pisses me off.
By: phonkey
Re: Are You a Genius? Coin Puzzle
Only one out of 100 gets it right the first time huh? Well if your friends were smart, why would they hang out with you.
By: phonkey



The fact that we as humans even have to worry about people blowing up something like this is just so sad and pathetic that I wonder if we shouldn't just go ahead and build an elevator to the sun and all go there.