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Fred Goodwins Pension Ex RBS CEO... http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=52551239930&ref;=ts says 'No way should he get ?650,000 for losing ?24 billion and if he does then he should be made to give it back'. If he wants to sue the government for breach of contract then let him. He sacked loads of people because they were surplus to requirement ( in fact his nickname was Fred the Shred), now he should accept that he was a rubbish CEO. FRED GOODWINS PENSION Dont be such a selfish banker Give up your pension or face the public rancour Youre far to far above your station Its a simple act of public relations Its the same old problem with large companies Everyones anonymous, theres no culpability. Its not a question of a public flogging, but whats fair is fair And with Sir Fred Goodwin, the buck stops there. Its not just Freds fault, if you look around, Everyone is spending a borrowed pound, But loosing 24bn on a wing and a prayer Deserves no fat pension from the tax-payer User: ollytheoctopus Mar 1, 2009 5:10 PM

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Goodbye Bush, Hello Osama Emboldened by my recent foray into UK politics (See Olly The Octopus Vs. Boris Johnson), I've drafted a wee song for our old friends in America... goes a bit like this... x Good bye Bush you stupid cunt The world won't miss your ignorance But I will, and I'll tell you why: There's never been a better fall guy. That the world's most eminent democracy Had an unelected president had a facetious irony, But now there is a stand up guy presiding Who is the world going to blame for everything? Barak Obama seems like a decent chap, he says the right things, Could point out Syria on the map, But when it comes to bloomers he's a less interesting bloke And it doesn't seem as if he's done half as much coke. So Goodbye Bush you stupid cunt, The world won't miss your ignorance, But I will and I'll tell you why, There is nothing more dangerous than a nice guy. Clinton was nice and with a charming smirk, He fucked all his interns and reduced welfare perks. If Obama really wants to make things new He'd better hope his puppet masters want it too Because there are shadowy shooters behind grass knolls To take care of presidents who define their own roles. They're bound to be prickly about Barak's referenda, Better just to play golf and ask, 'What's my agenda?' Goodbye Bush you stupid cunt, Rory Bremner will miss your So will your pals all into oil production, Fretting about weapons of mass destruction... Osama, if you are out there you must be starting to cower, Ruing the loss of your family friend in power. You should take comfort from your name and the colour of your skin, Because half the deep south think its you that they've voted in. Goodbye Bush you stupid cunt ... repeat ad nauseum... Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States on November 4th, 2008 in Chicago User: ollytheoctopus Nov 18, 2008 7:53 AM

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Olly the Octopus Vs Boris Johnson On the day Boris announced 2.4bn cuts in spending on public transport in london to fund a regal new croquette green at Eton, I felt it necessary to sing him my song face to face... At the mayor's London Assembly in Bromley. As you do... Has London got a new mayor, Or London's worst nightmare? repeat alot... V1 Boris Johnson's mayor, Soon the Tories will be back in government. We'll be ruled by the toffs again And our working-class heroes will be homeward sent. Who'd have thought his blondie locks Could have mobilised so well the suburban flocks And an homophobic twat from Eaton Could have had red Ken beaten? V2 Britain has been changing, Now the suburbs are full of fear, With the price of a mortgage rising, The property folio is in arrears. They're all having to board a bendy bus Now petrol's a pound and over, So they're voting for Boris to ban the things And save the Range-Rover! V3 Yes, the content classes are biting back, They're all out at the polling stations Taking a stand against the price of oil And the amount of immigration: Because as the credit-crunch starts to worsen That means you're not a racist person, Just missing the wealth of our fallen Empire And our army of foreign slaves. It's not enough to have half of the commonwealth here Working for minimum wage. User: ollytheoctopus Nov 10, 2008 2:24 AM

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The Scientologist People have been lambasting me since december for leaving the scientologists out of 'The Last Taboo'. In Great Britain Scientology is not classified as a religion, it is a cult, and that song was about religions. Still they are deserving of a jolly good ribbing indeed, so here it is... The Scientologist. L. Ron Hubbard was a fantasist, A science fiction writer scientologist. Sacked from the navy years ago, He wrote a book called dianetics and heres how it goes.... Come in for a personality test, Ignore psychologists, we know best, Because we've been told by an alien called Xenu. L. Ron Hubbard was a fantasist, A junkie, womanising Scientologist. He concocted an elaborate ruse, Popular with stupid people like Tom Cruise. Come in for a personality test, Ignore South Park, we know best, Because we've been told by an alien called Xenu. L. Ron Hubbard was a fantasist, Now he's dead he's a Thetan Scientologist. So leave your friends and family behind, Give him all your money, let him fuck up your mind. Come in for a personality test, Ignore Anonymous, we know best, Because we've been told by an alien called Xenu. User: ollytheoctopus Sep 2, 2008 3:01 AM

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London's New Mare CHORUS: Has London got a new mayor, Or London's worst nightmare? repeat alot... V1 Boris Johnson's mayor, Soon the Tories will be back in government. We'll be ruled by the toffs again And our working-class heroes will be homeward sent. Who'd have thought his blondie locks Could have mobilised so well the suburban flocks And an homophobic twat from Eaton Could have had red Ken beaten? V2 Britain has been changing, Now the suburbs are full of fear, With the price of a mortgage rising, The property folio is in arrears. They're all having to board a bendy bus Now petrol's a pound and over, So they're voting for Boris to ban the things And save the Range-Rover! V3 Yes, the content classes are biting back, They're all out at the polling stations Taking a stand against the price of oil And the amount of immigration: Because as the credit-crunch starts to worsen That means you're not a racist person, Just missing the wealth of our fallen Empire And our army of foreign slaves. It's not enough to have half of the commonwealth here Working for minimum wage. Key Words: Boris Johnson Ken Livingstone Labour Conservative Liberal Democrats Great Britain London Tory Blue Red Political User: ollytheoctopus Jul 23, 2008 9:10 AM

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The Gangsters Picnic I got mugged last week at knife point in Camden, London. It inspired me to present this adaptation of a well know kids classic The Teddy Bear's Picnic. If you go out on the streets tonight you better be beware Kids in gangs with knives and guns are lurking everywhere They'll stab you up and bottle your head Nick your phone and leave you for dead Nowadays the kiddies take their pick what they nick They're on the corners of streets with alco-pops and belligerence in their eyes Determinedly turning Britain's streets into lord of the flies With their Nikey shoes and perplexing bent To emulate 50 Cent Nowadays the kiddies take their pick what they nick It's a free for all for kiddywinks The middle classes are in for a big surprise today They'll watch you and catch you unawares While oblivious you go about your day And it's the second time they've robbed you mate They've already had you once through the welfare state And at 11 o'clock their mums and dads will help them go through the spoils of the day And sell it all on ebay Rap lyrics and bad parenting could be to blame for it all But ultimate responsibility must lie with the individual And 10 long years of Tony Blair Trying to make our lives to fair And nowadays the kiddies take their pick what they nick Globalisation means that social mobility is in decline Just compare where you are now to when your parents were in their prime The chances are they were married had you A drive of sports cars and owned a house too Nowadays if you want it you've got to nick it. Key Words asbo hoodies schemies chavs scallies chavscum E4 bunker scum yobs scrotes gangs charvers Manchester scallies ryan florence david cameron Wythenshawe benchill mad dogs thugs west side gangsta nigahiga yabo how to be gangster User: ollytheoctopus Apr 20, 2008 6:04 AM

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Camden's Burning. An Ode To The Hawley Arm There is a fundraising festival for the people whose lively hoods were damaged by the Camden fire in Lock 17 on 28th Feb 2008. Please come and give generously. I will be playing at some point after 11pm visit http://www.myspace.com/antzinthejam for more details http://www.myspace.com/ollytheoctopus http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid... Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. When shove came from push Where were the cast of The Mighty Bush? Couldn't T4's Alexa Chung Between the pub and the smoke And her Arctic Monkeys bloke Her young body have flung? If Pete Docherty Had been within Perhaps he could have been the heroine. And if Bob Geldoff's daughters Had been drinking water They could have raised the alarm So it would come to no harm. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. It was Amy's wine house. Could her vagabond ways Have had something to do with the blaze? No one can be certain That her crack pipe lit a curtain Unless she's paid off someone's gaze... Captain Black Could not push the flames back And Mobile Act Unsigned Blunted Gilkicker's mind: He couldn't get to the extinguishers in time And Noel Fielding's impractical clothes Stopped him getting to the hose. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! But it's too late for The Halwey Arms. How will poor old Kate Moss Cope with the loss? And where will she go now With the rock aristocrats And aspirationals in trilby hats? You've got to wonder how Quins down the road Is going to cope with the load Because The Lock Tavern and Proud Galleries Are already full of wannabes. Camden's burning! Fetch the engines! Keywords The Canal market ablaze, on 9 February 2008 User: ollytheoctopus Feb 21, 2008 5:07 AM

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JFK Assassination New Conspiracy Theory This video explodes the US government's official line on the JFK assassination and exposes the hard facts...let the real truth be known! User: ollytheoctopus Feb 8, 2008 4:06 AM

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Internet Love Song A funny song. Its a cautionary tale about falling in love on the internet... which is a mine filed as I am sure you know! User: ollytheoctopus Jan 28, 2008 2:05 AM

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The Last Taboo A song that does not beat around the burning bush. User: ollytheoctopus Jan 25, 2008 1:54 AM