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Re: Dog Running a Magazine Stand
haha... so serious.
By: lyzard
Re: UFO Shot From Nasa Satellite
I don't know. With over 100,000 pieces of debris orbiting the earth... looks like this camera got a lucky glimpse of junk tumbling through space.
By: lyzard
Re: Shming Swimming
As cute as this thing is (the voices are killing me) ... I'm pretty sure the poor thing was just trying to keep from drowning.
"Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit...k, stay calm....stay caaaalm...Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit!
"Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit...k, stay calm....stay caaaalm...Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit!
By: lyzard
Re: This isn't Gum
I thought the background audio was the woman's husband bitching at her... and odd conversation... but it turns out it's from the TV show "Chuck"
Tang: I guess your boyfriend just couldn’t take the heat, huh?
Morgan: I’m sure he’s got a perfectly good excuse.
Tang: Sure he does… First, Chuck bails on you and your stupid space p***s costume and then he doesn’t even have the stones to show up for his interview. What a loser…Even by your standards. If I were you I would start interviewing for a new best friend. M-M-M-Morgan.
Morgan: Let me ask you something. What do you know about Chuck Bartowski? [Pulls the “Look! You have something on your shirt gag” flipping Tangs wannabe cowboy hat.]
Tang: I guess your boyfriend just couldn’t take the heat, huh?
Morgan: I’m sure he’s got a perfectly good excuse.
Tang: Sure he does… First, Chuck bails on you and your stupid space p***s costume and then he doesn’t even have the stones to show up for his interview. What a loser…Even by your standards. If I were you I would start interviewing for a new best friend. M-M-M-Morgan.
Morgan: Let me ask you something. What do you know about Chuck Bartowski? [Pulls the “Look! You have something on your shirt gag” flipping Tangs wannabe cowboy hat.]
By: lyzard
Re: Bo Burnham: i'm Bo Yo.
Half of me wants to beat him with a hammer. The other half of me wants to beat him with a hammer.
By: lyzard
Re: The Shining: Rare Scene
So its a scene rarely seen as it is obscene making it unseen on a tv screen and replaced by a more serene scene.
By: lyzard
Re: Statue Beheaded in Church
Priceless would have been the statue actually pinning the nun it barely missed to the ground. Mind you... i did not say hurt her... just pin her down.
By: lyzard
Re: Time Lapse Video of Most Amazing Cake Ever
Very cool looking, but the cake is mostly fondant, which I've never known fondant to taste good, no matter how you flavor it. Great artistry, but put it in you mouth and you wonder why you just spent hundreds of dollars on something you don't even want to eat. Now, it that were butter cream.... I'd be in heaven.
Did I just write that. Jesus, I need to go get drunk at a sports bar and add a few tattoos.
"Uhhhh, I feel right, Brian...I feel right."
Did I just write that. Jesus, I need to go get drunk at a sports bar and add a few tattoos.
"Uhhhh, I feel right, Brian...I feel right."
By: lyzard
Re: Super Mario on Piano Like Never Before
Ladies and gentleman, Super Mario Connick, Jr.
By: lyzard
Re: Britains Got Talent 2008 - Andrew Johnston
All you audiophiles out there will notice they dropped his voice out briefly near the end and layered it with Sarah Brightman. Guess he wasn't up to the producer's standards.
By: lyzard
