jazzquatch's Comments
Re: George Takei Responds To Bill O'Reilly
Did anyone else pick up on the irony here? Big Ed is judging Bill O for over generalizing, by asking a member of the visible minority to opine on behalf of the majority of said group?? Ohh mmyyy!!
By: jazzquatch
Re: 30 Rock High Five Challenge
"LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!! SUSCRIBE SUSCRIBE SUSCRIBE!!! PPPPLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE VALIDATE MY MEANINGLESS CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY!!!!"
By: jazzquatch
Re: Truck Driver Stands up for His Rights
I wonder if this same "patriotic" worker has or will complain when an "illegal" takes his job. Can someone explain to me how asking if he is a citizen violates his rights?
By: jazzquatch
Re: Wolverine to the Rescue!
"He literally rescued me from underneath the snow."
Uh, isn't it more appropriate to say he "instinctively sought to scavenge your carcass from underneath the snow." Or is that just semantics?
Uh, isn't it more appropriate to say he "instinctively sought to scavenge your carcass from underneath the snow." Or is that just semantics?
By: jazzquatch
Re: Can Money Buy Happiness?
Life can be a shit sandwich. Depending on the amount of dough you have determines how much shit you taste.
By: jazzquatch
Re: Piers Morgan: An Unbelievably STUPID Man
Holy crap Piers Morgan is a moronic and pathetically unproffessional interviewer.
By: jazzquatch
Re: A Message To My Rapist Father
Thank you for articulating what has often been on my mind. I salute you sir. Total cunt with crusted cooze around the edges.
By: jazzquatch
Re: High Impulse Weapon System
"What the world, needs now, is guns, sweet guns..it's the only thing, that there's just, too little of..."
By: jazzquatch
Re: We're Not Young: Gen X Anthem
I'm only 31, and this parody is both funny and sad cause it's true. Oooohh Mercy.
By: jazzquatch
Re: Santorum & Romney Discuss Health Care
"Congress-man Paul, who's right?"...[end of clip]. Just when it was about to get interesting...
By: jazzquatch
Re: Cop Tricked into Thinking Prison Escapee is a Jogger
Cop: What's your name?
Con: Robert Jones.
(5 mins later...)
Cop: What's your name again?
Con: Jimmy Jones.
Con: Robert Jones.
(5 mins later...)
Cop: What's your name again?
Con: Jimmy Jones.
By: jazzquatch
Go Canada!!