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bryan

Points: 111919

Group: Moderator

"Lazy like a QuerySet"

Sometimes my wife forgets she is NOT a space alien.

djtronic

Points: 14962

Group: Moderator

"Tag, you're it."

IAmDeK

Points: 761220

Group: Moderator

It's fun to stay at the D.M.C.A.

lyzard

Points: 635637

Group: Moderator

"Wanna see my lyzard?"

46 and 2 just ahead of me.

spam_vigilante

Points: 2451308

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the pie."

I used to be a skinny kid. Now that I work out in the gym every day, I'm a skinny old man with a couple of muscles.

OregonMike

Points: 263348

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"Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours."

OregonMike passed away on 8/8/08. I think he did that on purpose. He was always tickled by things like that. I am his son, Mike Jr. and I just got his laptop. He had his password saved and I was able to get in. I didn't get to talk to him much the last few years. It's nice to have at least this little bit of him to read.<p> I like watching the rocks turn to sand, pressing my eyes to see the colors, Blowing bubbles through my.....uhm....special bubble holes. Slippery things make me think about nature and reproduction. I had a body piercing once. I tend to procrastinate, but I'll tell you about that later. I am a proud left-handed person. I've been on the other side of the fence and the grass is the same color as it is here. I cheat at "Strip Twister".

theprophetangus

Points: 13637

"Half man,half wookie,quarter idiot"

podwall

Points: 453387

Group: Moderator

"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage"

I'm a neurotic middle-aged woman who juggles a crazee job, kids, a Dom and no semblance of a social life. Where's the nylon rope and a ballgag when you need 'em? Click here for a slice of life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mWRxlsuc0Y

hypersloth

Points: 266905

Group: Moderator