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bryan

Points: 103480

"Lazy like a QuerySet"

Sometimes my wife forgets she is NOT a space alien.

djtronic

Points: 14232

"Tag, you're it."

IAmDeK

Points: 643123

It's fun to stay at the D.M.C.A.

lyzard

Points: 607194

"Wanna see my lyzard?"

46 and 2 just ahead of me.

spam_vigilante

Points: 1874971

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the pie."

I used to be a skinny kid. Now that I work out in the gym every day, I'm a skinny old man with a couple of muscles.

OregonMike

Points: 248301

"Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours."

I like watching the rocks turn to sand, pressing my eyes to see the colors, Blowing bubbles through my.....uhm....special bubble holes. Slippery things make me think about nature and reproduction. I had a body piercing once. I tend to procrastinate, but I'll tell you about that later. I am a proud left-handed person. I've been on the other side of the fence and the grass is the same color as it is here. I cheat at "Strip Twister".

theprophetangus

Points: 12626

"Half man,half wookie,quarter idiot"

podwall

Points: 444110

"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage"

I'm a neurotic middle-aged woman who juggles a crazee job, kids and some semblance of a social life with aplomb and Wellbutrin. Click here for a slice of life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mWRxlsuc0Y

hypersloth

Points: 260625