Menu Bar
jaxon's Comments
Re: The Daily Show: Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are
It was dupe enough.
By: jaxon
Re: Return to Menu (Comedy Short)
A little to farcical for my tastes. But I seem to me one of the few people who find farces annoying. ;)
By: jaxon
Re: State of the Cookie: June 29, 2008
I hate to say this, but you guys know more about the community than I do.
I spend most of my time on the site coding and administrating, basically keeping the machinery well oiled and mindlessly throwing the approval switch on Mod suggestions.
It doesn't leave me much time to get to know people like I should, and wish could.
That's why I turn to y'all for nominations. So far you guys have been spot on. ;)
I spend most of my time on the site coding and administrating, basically keeping the machinery well oiled and mindlessly throwing the approval switch on Mod suggestions.
It doesn't leave me much time to get to know people like I should, and wish could.
That's why I turn to y'all for nominations. So far you guys have been spot on. ;)
By: jaxon
Re: State of the Cookie: June 29, 2008
You can see anyone's stats by clicking on their points in their profile. I see now that this is kind of hidden, maybe I'll make a My Stats link.
You can also use a direct url such as:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/user/Aigiotis/points/
This shows a complete breakdown of a users points, including votes cast and links posted.
You can also use a direct url such as:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/user/Aigiotis/points/
This shows a complete breakdown of a users points, including votes cast and links posted.
By: jaxon
Re: State of the Cookie: June 29, 2008
I am doing most of the claiming of links from triage. Allowing other users to do this will, I think, simply allow users to get credit for claiming links I would have otherwise.
One solution for the larger number of links coming in is to have links filterable. The new search engine, and a little AJAX, will make this very nice.
The plan is to allow all list pages, including Latest Links, to be sortable by a variety of criteria, either on or off, like: hidden, #votes, #hits, avg vote, triage, owner, tags, etc.
Another solution is to make it much easier to merge duplicates. I just need to write the code to be able to revert merges. That's a little more involved that most other tasks, but I will get to it.
One solution for the larger number of links coming in is to have links filterable. The new search engine, and a little AJAX, will make this very nice.
The plan is to allow all list pages, including Latest Links, to be sortable by a variety of criteria, either on or off, like: hidden, #votes, #hits, avg vote, triage, owner, tags, etc.
Another solution is to make it much easier to merge duplicates. I just need to write the code to be able to revert merges. That's a little more involved that most other tasks, but I will get to it.
By: jaxon
Re: Slow Loris: Maki
Thanks for the correct information. I updated the title and description.
By: jaxon
Re: New Beta Search Engine
The beta is now live. I'll be removing the old beta search areas. They both point to the same code internally anyway.
By: jaxon
Re: We Were the Meth Minute: The Meth Minute 39
"We Were The Meth Minute"
It all started on a Thursday, Thirty-nine weeks ago. That's the day the world found about Meth's Minute Show. Internet People kicked it off. It got 9 Million Views. Then it kinda jumped the shark somewhere around episode 2. But you seemed to like it anyway, so we kept making more. It's the reason that computers were invented for. You heard some strange new music, you met some strange new friends, like talking animals and losers and rock stars who are dead. We gave you all the laffs we could, we gave them all for free. So now it's time for you to buy the complete DVD. Cause all good things come to an end and the ending is right now. We've gathered together to take our final bow. We Were The Meth Minute. We're the characters that were in it and this is our final farewell.
It all started on a Thursday, Thirty-nine weeks ago. That's the day the world found about Meth's Minute Show. Internet People kicked it off. It got 9 Million Views. Then it kinda jumped the shark somewhere around episode 2. But you seemed to like it anyway, so we kept making more. It's the reason that computers were invented for. You heard some strange new music, you met some strange new friends, like talking animals and losers and rock stars who are dead. We gave you all the laffs we could, we gave them all for free. So now it's time for you to buy the complete DVD. Cause all good things come to an end and the ending is right now. We've gathered together to take our final bow. We Were The Meth Minute. We're the characters that were in it and this is our final farewell.
By: jaxon
Re: Occurrence Jethro Tull At Owl Creek Bridge
Whoring around on other sites, Dose?
Welcome home. ;)
Welcome home. ;)
By: jaxon
Re: Talk Show Host Calls for Murder of Anti War Activist
Transcript of Reagan's statements:
"Excuse me folks, I'm going to say this. We ought to find the people who are doing this, take them out and shoot them. Really. You take them out, they are traitors to this country, and shoot them. You have a problem with that? Deal with it. You shoot them. You call them traitors, that's what they are, and you shoot them dead. I'll pay for the bullets."
Reagan adds, "How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don't blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."
Dice is demanding that Reagan be fired immediately. "Calling for the murder of someone because you disagree with their political stance is absolutely unacceptable, un American, and possibly illegal," says Dice.
Dice has filed a report with the FBI and is considering legal action against Reagan.
Dice's organization, The Resistance, has launched a campaign to send documentary films and declassified documents to U.S. troops who are stationed in Iraq to inform them that the 9/11 attacks were aided by elements within the U.S. government.
"Excuse me folks, I'm going to say this. We ought to find the people who are doing this, take them out and shoot them. Really. You take them out, they are traitors to this country, and shoot them. You have a problem with that? Deal with it. You shoot them. You call them traitors, that's what they are, and you shoot them dead. I'll pay for the bullets."
Reagan adds, "How about you take Mark Dice out and put him in the middle of a firing range. Tie him to a post, don't blindfold him, let it rip and have some fun with Mark Dice."
Dice is demanding that Reagan be fired immediately. "Calling for the murder of someone because you disagree with their political stance is absolutely unacceptable, un American, and possibly illegal," says Dice.
Dice has filed a report with the FBI and is considering legal action against Reagan.
Dice's organization, The Resistance, has launched a campaign to send documentary films and declassified documents to U.S. troops who are stationed in Iraq to inform them that the 9/11 attacks were aided by elements within the U.S. government.
By: jaxon
Re: Kucinich Presents Cheney Impeachment Articles: June 9, 2008
Kucinich Presents Bush Impeachment Articles:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/110771/detail/
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/110771/detail/
By: jaxon
Re: Flight of the Conchords: Mutha Uckers
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh
By: jaxon
