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I used to be a skinny kid. Now that I work out in the gym every day, I'm a skinny old man with a couple of muscles.

Better yet, how about a... warning. Folks who read my angst-ridden, narcissistic and immature comments may require a bit of conditioning. Someone out there is bound to be too gentle and polite for my wicked thoughts. They might take offense. That's why I should give the buggers a heads up... _________________________________________________________ -------------------------------- ACTUNG! ---------------------------------------------- _________________________________________________________ --- If yer reading this profile then you probably gathered that I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor seasoned with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. So, there's no need to get huffy puffy when I feel like being crass or just plain rude. Not at all, really. Comedy is a ruthless game to me; nothing is scared or off-limits. Besides, words are only sharp-edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits (ie people who don't matter). That's right - I'm a silly jerk. My only real goal here is to make myself chuckle with a mean joke or two and then piss off. Childish? Yes. Constructive? Cannot say I care if it is or not, though sometime I do offer some truly great advice (example: "...you should try suicide"; "...children need to be beaten more in our society" etc) See, angering people is A-ok in my books if it's justified (criteria: you're a dumbass). I don't care for debating though. Debates with strangers over an obscure web page is almost always a big snore to me (and should be to anyone half as cool as me). Internet debates start and end with a couple douche bags trying to win something over the other. Like the world is watching and will somehow praise one of those douchebags for their mastery of the lame argument. Naw... that noise ain't for me. Plus, such nonsense usually requires work to write up too. Gotta do research to hammer your points - and... well... it ain't worth it. May as well just be an opinionated ass and have a laugh, I say. Giggle at their stupid opinions, beliefs or moronic ideas. Debates... pfft. Nope. Not I. Don't expect me to do much more than make fun of people who are dumb, ugly, fat, like anime, racist, homophobic, identify themselves as a hippie/redneck (or whatever stereotype I don't like). Never assume that I'll do much more than say things that are insensitive and/or hurtful. Some things in life only deserve to be mocked outright. Seriously. Take stupid religious beliefs as an example (a popular topic here in M&C land). Why bother disproving creationism with a long point counter-point argument? Suck my balls. I don't have time to do that AND I certainly don't have a care whether or not I win some lame argument over the internet. Come on. I KNOW creationists are retarded. I'm quite content with just laughing at 'em. Sure... ok, some religious people are not all bad. Yet, withholding my opinion for fear I might insult someone ain't my style (not on the internet, at least). ...................................................................................................................... No one needs to get their panties in a bunch. So, sit back and enjoy the effort I put into my hating. Who knows, one day I may hate you too.