spam_vigilante

Points: 2458071

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the pie."

I used to be a skinny kid. Now that I work out in the gym every day, I'm a skinny old man with a couple of muscles.

mysticsavage

Points: 995

"Scarred, for life."

Too old to be this emo, too tough to be this fragile, too cheerful to be this depressed. There is nothing iridescent about me -- I don't wear fairy wings. I have the hands of a peasant and I know how to tussle.

ice-9

Points: 1758