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dogandponyshow

Tag Line: So Funny You'll get pregnant

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About Me: Imagine yourself at a great party. Drunk chicks are grinding on any guy they see, similar to the manner of a Juvenile video. Guys are screaming and yelling for no apparent reason, some of which actually think they are Japanese movie monsters (think Mecha-Godzilla vs Ghidira while they are both high on PCP). Rockband is blaring from the living room and everyone wants to play the Metallica song. In a sea of empty beer bottles and Vitamin Energy cans, some crazy bastard kicks the pong table over to announce that he is baking cookies and making pancakes. Now where do you see yourself at this party? Doing a keg stand? Nope. Scammin' some broad to sneak into the downstairs bathroom? Sorry. Telling everyone you are okay to drive? Maybe later. Actually Co-Editor-in-Chief Andrew Sotiriou is holding your hair back forcibly while you are puking into the kitchen sink. His cohorts, Chris Olivieri and Carlo Montagnino are right behind you kicking your knees out and laughing hysterically, while referencing Pauly Shore's classic Jury Duty. "Judge Ito! Have some of my burrito!" The Dog and Pony Show is a multimedia website created to lure you down the rabbit hole into the cavernous, spacious vagina we call our brains. You may be wondering what that last statement actually means...well we are college graduates so you should trust that we know what we're talking about. read more here http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/?q=about

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Occupation: Comedy

City Name: New York

Country: USA...USA...USA

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Home Page: DOG AND PONY SHOW

MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/dogandponyshowmyspace

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