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User Profile: augieaz

augieaz

Tag Line: I Poop My Pants Sometimes.

Username

Username: augieaz

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Personality

About Me: I am lazy, crazy, and full of fun. And Poop.

Like to Meet: I want to meet a talking cat that can mow the lawn, has blue hair maybe.

Interests: television, carving watermelons to look like the World Trade Center.

Extra info: I have a steam boat and put on a moustache which goes to the floor when I navigate my little trusty boat.

Favorite Things

Music: Music

Movies: Carnival Jazz

TV Shows: Public TV

Books: Religious

Games: I cheat on my wife for fun and games.

Heroes: Marvin Hagler

Basic Info

Gender: Male

Birth Date: 1923-11-22

Occupation: Cougar Trainer

City Name: Ur

Country: Mesopotamia

Region: Kandahar

Postal Code: 12345

Time Zone: yes

Ethnicity: Bratislavian

Body Type: just freakin huge as a bus

Lifestyle

Marital Status: dirty

Sexual Orientation: dirtier

Home Town: hot dog village

Religion: master of illusion for chinese kids

Smoker: Yes

Drinker: Yes

Number of Children: 376

Education: I grew up in a tin can and learned how to throw my voice from a boxcar willy name SukkaTash. I would sneak into chop houses and eat end trails. Now I consider myself to be well versed in Sanskrit which helps as a special needs bus driver for the New York Public Transportation Authority.

Income: 3

Professional

Companies: Luck Jim's House of Plastic Feet.

Networking: I like fields of wheat and soybean.

Online

Fake Email: ieatpoop@poopeater.com

Unsorted

Affiliations: Lucky Dojo Club

Signature: You Are The Common Man.

TShirt Size: Large

Theme: Alien Milk Bar

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