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Re: Christian vs. Atheist Beliefs
What do you mean you don't believe in Chalchiuhtlicue? YOU HEATHEN!
By: TfGuy44
Re: Radical Christian Missionaries in Iraq
"They are believing in a lie."
YES. AND SO ARE YOU.
YES. AND SO ARE YOU.
By: TfGuy44
Re: Ben Stein on O'Reilly Factor about Intelligent Design
I should hope that "all cards" includes Pastafarianism.
By: TfGuy44
Re: Dirty Pictures: Creepy Christian Show
"Look guys, I like you a lot, and I want to play with you..."
"... I'm glad you remained firm..."
Quoted out of context FTW.
"... I'm glad you remained firm..."
Quoted out of context FTW.
By: TfGuy44
Re: Little Child Preacher
This kid's parents are going to have one hell of a time telling him Santa isn't real.
By: TfGuy44
Re: Pissed Catholic Mother
Someone should spoof a video of this from the son's point of view:
"You're a Catholic? Give me a fucking break, mom. Alright, you know what, we need to stop going to church, forever. I've had it with this."
"I believe in God."
"Bullshit! You've never seen God! And you have no proof..."
"You know, a lot can happen. You can believe-"
"Oh, a lot can happen? All of a sudden you can just start believing in God?"
"Yeah."
"All of a sudden you have proof of God?"
"Yeah."
"Well then let me tell you- you want to believe there's a god, then, you're going to get abosolutely NO - NO RESPECT from me. Because that's what I'm all about - trusting in ourselves, not in some non-existant god!"
"OK!"
"No, it's not ok, mom! It is not ok!"
"You're a Catholic? Give me a fucking break, mom. Alright, you know what, we need to stop going to church, forever. I've had it with this."
"I believe in God."
"Bullshit! You've never seen God! And you have no proof..."
"You know, a lot can happen. You can believe-"
"Oh, a lot can happen? All of a sudden you can just start believing in God?"
"Yeah."
"All of a sudden you have proof of God?"
"Yeah."
"Well then let me tell you- you want to believe there's a god, then, you're going to get abosolutely NO - NO RESPECT from me. Because that's what I'm all about - trusting in ourselves, not in some non-existant god!"
"OK!"
"No, it's not ok, mom! It is not ok!"
By: TfGuy44
Re: Jeopardy: 3 Way Tie
While all three of them got the right answer, only two of those contestants are smart.
By: TfGuy44
Re: Gateway II
The first eye? Blind it with your magical light ray powers... or something...
By: TfGuy44
Re: Gymnastics Bloopers
I like the one at 3:23 best... she pulls it off just fine... but the bars fall down.
By: TfGuy44
Re: Max Headroom Pirating Incident
Holy cow! They still play the Old Dr. Who episodes in the US? How come I don't get them on my TV???
By: TfGuy44
Re: When You are a Pirate
If you've heard the rest of the song, then you should also know that...
sailing the sea = sex
dropping/weighing anchor = removing pants
black flag = pubic hair
mast = penis
land ho! = land hoe! (as in, I see a hoe that lives on land!)
winds at your backs wherever you go = have the wind at your back so you don't jizz on yourself by accident
I'm glad I wasn't the only person that thought about the wording when I heard this song. I am sad that this animation cuts off after the first verse.
sailing the sea = sex
dropping/weighing anchor = removing pants
black flag = pubic hair
mast = penis
land ho! = land hoe! (as in, I see a hoe that lives on land!)
winds at your backs wherever you go = have the wind at your back so you don't jizz on yourself by accident
I'm glad I wasn't the only person that thought about the wording when I heard this song. I am sad that this animation cuts off after the first verse.
By: TfGuy44
