"Blasphemy is a victimless crime"
(Better yet, how about a warning. Folks who read me might require a bit of conditioning; they may be too gentle for my wicked thoughts. I should give the buggers a heads up...)
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If you’re reading this then you probably know already that I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor; sprinkled with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. So, there is no need to get huffy puffy when I feel like being rude. Comedy is a ruthless game to me: nothing is scared or off-limits. Besides, words are only sharp-edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits. That's right - I'm is a silly jerk (so relax and go eff yerself).