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Re: President Barack Obama 2009 Inauguration
That man sure knows how to address a nation. Kick ass speech. Wow. Think I might actually be feeling optimistic about the future right now.
...no. Sorry. False alarm - it's just an erection.
See, I recently gave up smoking (it sucks) and porn has had to pick up slack. (Gotta have my vice quota filled somehow). Problem is that, lately, just about anything will get me aroused:
http://www.adrants.com/images/obama_smoke.jpg
Dunno why.
Anyway...
Ya know, despite all the sunshine being shone up Obama's ass (thanks you fucking flakes in Whoriewood), I really think he'll end up doing a... to quote a lesser man... "a hell of a job!"
GL America.
...no. Sorry. False alarm - it's just an erection.
See, I recently gave up smoking (it sucks) and porn has had to pick up slack. (Gotta have my vice quota filled somehow). Problem is that, lately, just about anything will get me aroused:
http://www.adrants.com/images/obama_smoke.jpg
Dunno why.
Anyway...
Ya know, despite all the sunshine being shone up Obama's ass (thanks you fucking flakes in Whoriewood), I really think he'll end up doing a... to quote a lesser man... "a hell of a job!"
GL America.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8L7TnWx8As&feature=channel
By: EViLMinD
Re: Bill Maher's Final Comment from Religulous
(a minute later...)
[EViLMinD lights a cigarette]
Since I have this brief interlude of mental clarity, may I offer my own thoughts on the matter?
Ah, swell.
What if arguing with opinionated douche bags, like myself, IS how I (also) enjoy myself? I mean, all human conflict is manufactured anyway... so... what difference does it make where it is made? Just so longs long as no one dies or looses a limb, alls kosher.
Shit. Fighting is almost always a delight. It's excitement. So, this is why I believe it's perfectly ok to blast off at strangers you meet on internet if it gives ya a thrill (however small).
Why the hell not, I say. Besides, making friends is usually a tedious exercise, anyway. And friends always turn out to be a let down, in time. Why waste the effort? Why not get to the better parts of the human experience? Like, making enemies.
Why choose love or hate when you can have love in your hate and hate in your love. Think about it.
You're very welcome.
[EViLMinD lights a cigarette]
Since I have this brief interlude of mental clarity, may I offer my own thoughts on the matter?
Ah, swell.
What if arguing with opinionated douche bags, like myself, IS how I (also) enjoy myself? I mean, all human conflict is manufactured anyway... so... what difference does it make where it is made? Just so longs long as no one dies or looses a limb, alls kosher.
Shit. Fighting is almost always a delight. It's excitement. So, this is why I believe it's perfectly ok to blast off at strangers you meet on internet if it gives ya a thrill (however small).
Why the hell not, I say. Besides, making friends is usually a tedious exercise, anyway. And friends always turn out to be a let down, in time. Why waste the effort? Why not get to the better parts of the human experience? Like, making enemies.
Why choose love or hate when you can have love in your hate and hate in your love. Think about it.
You're very welcome.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Bill Maher's Final Comment from Religulous
"We are not special, we are not intelligent, we are not different. We are animals, we will end and we are wasting our time arguing amongst one another when we could be enjoying ourselves."
Excellent point, fella. Your wisdom is much appreciated.
Now please excuse me, I have a date with a lesbian porn video.
Excellent point, fella. Your wisdom is much appreciated.
Now please excuse me, I have a date with a lesbian porn video.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Queen: Now I'm Here
Right now, I'll bet Freddie is rockin the balls off Heaven.
However... If there was no Heaven, I'll bet Freddie fucking created it the moment he arrived.
I tell ya, I have no physical attraction to the man... or any man for that matter (case ya want'd ta know)... but I sure think Mr Mercury was super awesome.
Sad that there will never be another like him.
However... If there was no Heaven, I'll bet Freddie fucking created it the moment he arrived.
I tell ya, I have no physical attraction to the man... or any man for that matter (case ya want'd ta know)... but I sure think Mr Mercury was super awesome.
Sad that there will never be another like him.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Bill Maher: Ashton Kutcher on Prop 8
For being a Hollywood actor, perhaps, but definitely not for the statement he makes in this clip. No fucking way. Ashton zeroed in on the single most important question regarding Prop 8. Why the fuck is it even a consideration in America: Land of the Free?
Thumbs to Ashton (and his hot wife)
Thumbs to Ashton (and his hot wife)
By: EViLMinD
Re: Gay Marriage: Dan Savage vs Tony Perkins
Me too, fella. Ignorant and oppressive people, like that, really make me wish I cared less about going to jail. Sure would be fun to hit such people, though. I imagine it would be a wonderful feeling. The kind of wonderful feeling that makes you smile. Smile because you know it is truly your happiest thought.
Wow... I'm tempted to go beat up the next Mormon I see. Why not? Solutions only remove the excitement; and, besides, violence makes us all feel better when we're frustrated or blue.
World is always going to have stupid people. So...
Let's just allow street brawls to settle shit? Why not? It'd be great! The victors could decide what stupid laws we get. No more of this petty back and forth BS. That'd be over and done with when one group or individual walks away. Gay marriage? That would be finally sorted out, I'll tell ya.
My bet would surprisingly go to the gays. Not because I know their argument is rock solid - so long as a church is never forced to marry anyone - but because I know there is no fucking way gays would blow off a 'last man standing' competition. (or an episode of Will & Grace... or a Madonna concert)
Of course, i cannot say what lesbians would do. Though, I've seen some rather mean looking butches before. A few that I can say I'd never wish to meet in a dark alley ... or the video I'm currently downloading (I <3 bittorrent)
As for the Faithful flock o' da Lord, I'm guessing that their most hateful are also, deep down, just a bunch of repressed homosexuals. So that means, most likely, in the heat of manly encounter, those hater-sissies will all switch to the gay side.
Gays for the win.
Wow... I'm tempted to go beat up the next Mormon I see. Why not? Solutions only remove the excitement; and, besides, violence makes us all feel better when we're frustrated or blue.
World is always going to have stupid people. So...
Let's just allow street brawls to settle shit? Why not? It'd be great! The victors could decide what stupid laws we get. No more of this petty back and forth BS. That'd be over and done with when one group or individual walks away. Gay marriage? That would be finally sorted out, I'll tell ya.
My bet would surprisingly go to the gays. Not because I know their argument is rock solid - so long as a church is never forced to marry anyone - but because I know there is no fucking way gays would blow off a 'last man standing' competition. (or an episode of Will & Grace... or a Madonna concert)
Of course, i cannot say what lesbians would do. Though, I've seen some rather mean looking butches before. A few that I can say I'd never wish to meet in a dark alley ... or the video I'm currently downloading (I <3 bittorrent)
As for the Faithful flock o' da Lord, I'm guessing that their most hateful are also, deep down, just a bunch of repressed homosexuals. So that means, most likely, in the heat of manly encounter, those hater-sissies will all switch to the gay side.
Gays for the win.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Keith Olbermann on Gay Marriage
Sorry, bigot dude. When I first used "dude", I meant 'due'.
It's late and I'm sleepy.
It's late and I'm sleepy.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Keith Olbermann on Gay Marriage
That's such a ridiculously stupid statement there, fella. Fucking dumb is what it is.
Marriage is not a necessity to breeding, and being gay doesn't mean you can't raise a child well. Nor does reproducing somehow give you special entitlement to the literary/legal/spiritual definition of marriage.
Besides, language and religions change over time. Things get redefined to suit the situation. Who knows what marriage will mean in the year...2010.
Put it this way, my bigoted acquaintance... I'm straight, about to get married and have absolutely no interest in kids. In fact, I rather loath the idea of children ruining my life. Demanding everything that i do not wish to give. Ah... too much responsibility. Not for me.
Yet if i wish to keep the woman I love (great gal, btw), I'll have to bite the bullet and... uh... fire it one day. Which sucks serious ass for a selfishly hedonistic and non-traditional joe like myself. And no matter how much i try to smile, I'll still be going into it with no interest.
Now, my attitude about child raising is probably less uncommon than i think it to be; however, I think it is fair to say that it's fucking ghey how I get more legitimacy simply because I prefer sticking my penis is places that make babies.
Gay folks who really want to have kids, and have the means to do so, should be granted equal rights. That is fair.
What's the big deal? Only religions claim gay marriage is wrong, and not one of them has ever offered ANY facts to support their case. (I'd say that dude to it being a load of mindless nonsense.... still, facts are facts... and they have shit)
No one has proof gay couples cannot raise quality people, because no such evidence exists.
Marriage is not a necessity to breeding, and being gay doesn't mean you can't raise a child well. Nor does reproducing somehow give you special entitlement to the literary/legal/spiritual definition of marriage.
Besides, language and religions change over time. Things get redefined to suit the situation. Who knows what marriage will mean in the year...2010.
Put it this way, my bigoted acquaintance... I'm straight, about to get married and have absolutely no interest in kids. In fact, I rather loath the idea of children ruining my life. Demanding everything that i do not wish to give. Ah... too much responsibility. Not for me.
Yet if i wish to keep the woman I love (great gal, btw), I'll have to bite the bullet and... uh... fire it one day. Which sucks serious ass for a selfishly hedonistic and non-traditional joe like myself. And no matter how much i try to smile, I'll still be going into it with no interest.
Now, my attitude about child raising is probably less uncommon than i think it to be; however, I think it is fair to say that it's fucking ghey how I get more legitimacy simply because I prefer sticking my penis is places that make babies.
Gay folks who really want to have kids, and have the means to do so, should be granted equal rights. That is fair.
What's the big deal? Only religions claim gay marriage is wrong, and not one of them has ever offered ANY facts to support their case. (I'd say that dude to it being a load of mindless nonsense.... still, facts are facts... and they have shit)
No one has proof gay couples cannot raise quality people, because no such evidence exists.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Mike Huckabee Interviews Richard Dreyfuss
Ya, Huckabee is cool for a Christian conservative. He's exactly the kind of role model that the right should be breeding...
... if those with a large invested interest in a hysterical and more ignorant America were down with it, that is.
I think that with a liberal presidency and a liberal house, it's going to force the Rupert Murdoch's to the Karl Rove's to make some serious strategy changes. My guess is, that, whether they wise up to the facts or not, the voter landscape is changing: it's no longer in fashion to hell "LIBERAL", and expect a favorable reaction from the audience.
Am I right? It has to have gotten even a tad old for them by now? Well, some of them seem to have had enough of the Bush BS. Some have gotta be ready to for new attitudes and perspectives.
Ok, who am I kidding. FOX jerkoffs will always use attack douchedogs. Always.Why? Because it's actually more exciting to watch... and liberal viewpoints are usually too full of common sense.
Common sense is fucking boring.
Besides, change is hard for the slow witted. They like things to stay the way they are. So if FOX goes all soft and pinko, they'll instead be tuning into wrestling or nascar or evangelist preachers who keep humbly asking for their money. God bless em.
However, I'm feeling optimistic that MikeHuckabee - a guy who lets a smug yet profoundly apt actor take his time to express his views and criticize the network - is getting a chance; getting some time with their moron audience. Cool.
I didn't get the impression Huckabee just let Dreyfuss get away from him. No, he seemed pretty genuine about being an active listening, as opposed to being an aggro spin doctoring discussion killer (ie Billo).
I guess Huckabee is a test for FOX. If he bites... perhaps we'll see a softer, more cuddly mind control in the years to come.
Hmm
... if those with a large invested interest in a hysterical and more ignorant America were down with it, that is.
I think that with a liberal presidency and a liberal house, it's going to force the Rupert Murdoch's to the Karl Rove's to make some serious strategy changes. My guess is, that, whether they wise up to the facts or not, the voter landscape is changing: it's no longer in fashion to hell "LIBERAL", and expect a favorable reaction from the audience.
Am I right? It has to have gotten even a tad old for them by now? Well, some of them seem to have had enough of the Bush BS. Some have gotta be ready to for new attitudes and perspectives.
Ok, who am I kidding. FOX jerkoffs will always use attack douchedogs. Always.Why? Because it's actually more exciting to watch... and liberal viewpoints are usually too full of common sense.
Common sense is fucking boring.
Besides, change is hard for the slow witted. They like things to stay the way they are. So if FOX goes all soft and pinko, they'll instead be tuning into wrestling or nascar or evangelist preachers who keep humbly asking for their money. God bless em.
However, I'm feeling optimistic that MikeHuckabee - a guy who lets a smug yet profoundly apt actor take his time to express his views and criticize the network - is getting a chance; getting some time with their moron audience. Cool.
I didn't get the impression Huckabee just let Dreyfuss get away from him. No, he seemed pretty genuine about being an active listening, as opposed to being an aggro spin doctoring discussion killer (ie Billo).
I guess Huckabee is a test for FOX. If he bites... perhaps we'll see a softer, more cuddly mind control in the years to come.
Hmm
By: EViLMinD
Re: Elizabeth Hasselbeck Interview with Sean Hannity
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww. YUK!
What a depressing waste of a good looking female body. She completely ruins it with that talking thing she does: the sound; the content. Gross!
You know, it's a darn pity. A tragedy really. Cuz otherwise, I'd totally hit that. Well, I'd be willing. She... she'd just be a matter of the right alcohol to interest ratio. Then - let me tell you - I can be quite the charmer. [winky]
Yeah... as I was saying...
Think these dingbat pundits, like FOX and friends, will get louder or quieter once Obama's been in office for a stretch?
Well, I'm guessing that whatever Obama does, good or bad, the rednecks and other GOP mutants will be all over him, like stink on a monkey.
[Evilmind realizes, mid sentence, his phrase carries an unintentional yet glaringly racial angle. So, he chuckles to himself and smokes a second bowl; content with the knowledge that no one is stupid enough to claim him a racist.]
Good thing I didn't say "like flies on shi-". That'd be rather not funny, eh?
What a depressing waste of a good looking female body. She completely ruins it with that talking thing she does: the sound; the content. Gross!
You know, it's a darn pity. A tragedy really. Cuz otherwise, I'd totally hit that. Well, I'd be willing. She... she'd just be a matter of the right alcohol to interest ratio. Then - let me tell you - I can be quite the charmer. [winky]
Yeah... as I was saying...
Think these dingbat pundits, like FOX and friends, will get louder or quieter once Obama's been in office for a stretch?
Well, I'm guessing that whatever Obama does, good or bad, the rednecks and other GOP mutants will be all over him, like stink on a monkey.
[Evilmind realizes, mid sentence, his phrase carries an unintentional yet glaringly racial angle. So, he chuckles to himself and smokes a second bowl; content with the knowledge that no one is stupid enough to claim him a racist.]
Good thing I didn't say "like flies on shi-". That'd be rather not funny, eh?
By: EViLMinD
I think it would have been better if the crowd had cheered -
"Na-Na-Nah-Nah! Na-Na-Nah-Nah! Hey! Hey! Hey! GO FUCK OFF YERSELF YOU WORTHLESS LYING SACK OF DOG PUKE! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR RANCH, SHUT UP AND BE GLAD YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL GET OFF SCOT-FREE"
Too hostile?