Personality
About Me: I'm actually a really nice person.
Like to Meet: Monica Bellucci, Christopher Walken, Leonard Cohen... and... hmmm, not too sure. I don't much care for meeting anyone famous really. Hype and egos are not for me (Though, meeting Jennifer Tilly was nice. She was smart, fun, sexy and easy to talk to).
Interests: I dig George Carlin's mind, video games (have since Pong), dressing sharp, eating well, humor that is crass and twisted, silliness, immaturity, senseless violence, quality booze (especially, bourbon), my beautiful Carmen (my gal), my lovely Mary Jane (my other woman), old cars ('specially my badass '84 Cutlass Supreme Bougham), my vintage style cruiser bicycle, good looking bisexual women ('cuz they're usually more interesting; it's nice to check out girls bums with another girl... and if you've ever had a threesome... you'll forever find straight women rather boring and less-appealing), telling it like it is, irony, sarcasm, being cruel to stupid people, rippin' on ghey ass anime (fuck I hate that fugly crap), generosity, earned respect, authenticity, people with a strong sense of self, abstract and lateral thinking and... I like traveling.
Extra info: If you’re reading this then you already know I’m into tongue-in-cheek wit sprinkled with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. No need to get huffy puffy if I feel like being rude. I'm a silly jerk, so relax and go F yerself. My words are only sharp edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits.