Personality
About Me: Better yet, how about a... warning. Folks who read my angst-ridden, narcissistic and immature comments may require a bit of conditioning. Someone out there is bound to be too gentle and polite for my wicked thoughts. They might take offense. That's why I should give the buggers a heads up...
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--- If yer reading this profile then you probably gathered that I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor seasoned with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. So, there's no need to get huffy puffy when I feel like being crass or just plain rude. Not at all, really. Comedy is a ruthless game to me; nothing is scared or off-limits. Besides, words are only sharp-edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits (ie people who don't matter). That's right - I'm a silly jerk. My only real goal here is to make myself chuckle with a mean joke or two and then piss off. Childish? Yes. Constructive? Cannot say I care if it is or not, though sometime I do offer some truly great advice (example: "...you should try suicide"; "...children need to be beaten more in our society" etc) See, angering people is A-ok in my books if it's justified (criteria: you're a dumbass). I don't care for debating though. Debates with strangers over an obscure web page is almost always a big snore to me (and should be to anyone half as cool as me). Internet debates start and end with a couple douche bags trying to win something over the other. Like the world is watching and will somehow praise one of those douchebags for their mastery of the lame argument. Naw... that noise ain't for me. Plus, such nonsense usually requires work to write up too. Gotta do research to hammer your points - and... well... it ain't worth it. May as well just be an opinionated ass and have a laugh, I say. Giggle at their stupid opinions, beliefs or moronic ideas. Debates... pfft. Nope. Not I. Don't expect me to do much more than make fun of people who are dumb, ugly, fat, like anime, racist, homophobic, identify themselves as a hippie/redneck (or whatever stereotype I don't like). Never assume that I'll do much more than say things that are insensitive and/or hurtful. Some things in life only deserve to be mocked outright. Seriously. Take stupid religious beliefs as an example (a popular topic here in M&C land). Why bother disproving creationism with a long point counter-point argument? Suck my balls. I don't have time to do that AND I certainly don't have a care whether or not I win some lame argument over the internet. Come on. I KNOW creationists are retarded. I'm quite content with just laughing at 'em. Sure... ok, some religious people are not all bad. Yet, withholding my opinion for fear I might insult someone ain't my style (not on the internet, at least). ...................................................................................................................... No one needs to get their panties in a bunch. So, sit back and enjoy the effort I put into my hating. Who knows, one day I may hate you too.
Like to Meet: Monica Bellucci, Kim Kardashians's ass (joy), Megan Fox, Kelly Brook, Catwoman, Dita Von Tesse, Carmen Elektra, Jessica Biel, Katharine McPhee, Katy Perry, Bianca Beauchamp, Beyonce, Peaches & Zafira...
Interests: I dig George Carlin's mind, video games (since Pong), dressing snappy, eating good food, fucking with people, wit that is crass & twisted, silliness, immaturity, boldness, playing devil's advocate, holding nothing back, pushing the envelope, offending people (PHUK YOU), hourglass figures on women, being an indulgent bastard, senseless and random violence, alcohol (especially, Wild Turkey bourbon), my beautiful Carmen (my gal), my lovely Mary Jane (my other woman), older cars (<3 my badass '84 Cutlass Supreme Brougham), driving fast in my convertible sports car, doing a Christopher Walken impersonation (quite good), my vintage style cruiser bicycle, sexy bisexual women (cuz they're usually more fun, it's nice to check out girls bums with another girl, and if you've ever had a threesome...well... I promise you'll forever find purely straight women rather dull and generally less appealing), telling it like it is, irony, sarcasm, being cruel to stupid people, dingbats who ask why I'm a dick, looking at myself in the mirror, idle time, earned respect, breaking convention, rippin' on anime (fuck I hate that dippy effeminate crap), mocking religions (all of 'em), cursing at fat people, telling annoying children to stfu (or at least thinking it), questioning authority (unless I'm the authority), solitude, tailgating clueless idiots who are going below the goddamn speed limit and therefore wasting my valuable fucking time, getting angry about stuff I dislike, negative perspectives that are funny (best kind), generosity, authenticity/being genuine (when & where it matters), individuals with a strong sense of self (ie not pussies or just out to please others), abstract & lateral thinkers and... I also quite like traveling.
Extra info: True - I am a dick. HOWEVER, I am infinity cooler than you could even dream of ever being. So instead of sharing your displeasure with my terrible attitude and lack of general nicety, why don't you try another approach: write your sissy protest on a piece of paper, then roll a nice tight cylinder and stick it up yer ass............ .......... ..................... ........... .......... .......... ................. .......................... ......... ........... .... .... ................. ........... .......... Look you ninnies... I'm not interested in your uppity outrage. Not at all. Go cry to someone who might actually care about your delicate sensibilities or moralizing fury or idiot assumptions about me. Cuz my purpose.... my appeal to posting here is only to make jokes at the expense of others - not explain my ways to some whiny... slobbering wet vagina (unless inspiration grabs me, I suppose). My advice: learn to relax and develop a twisted sense of humor. Trust me. Being cruel to soft-headed simpletons you meet over the internet - because in some minor way it makes you feel better - is actually quite fun. Ain't nothing wrong with puttin' down complete strangers if you're right, they're a dingbat or it simply makes you feel awesome to do so ;)........ ............... ............... ........... ......... ........... ......... ........ ......... ........ ......
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If that doesn't sink in, I highly recommend that you take your concerns to my COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: www.3dmd.net/gallery/albums/textures/walls/brick/BrownBrickWall_tileable.jpg
