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EViLMinD

Tag Line: Blasphemy is a victimless crime

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Username: EViLMinD

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About Me: I'm actually a really nice person.

Like to Meet: Monica Bellucci, Christopher Walken, Leonard Cohen... and... hmmm, not too sure. I don't much care for meeting anyone famous really. Hype and egos are not for me (Though, meeting Jennifer Tilly was nice. She was smart, fun, sexy and easy to talk to).

Interests: I dig George Carlin's mind, video games (have since Pong), dressing sharp, eating well, humor that is crass and twisted, silliness, immaturity, senseless violence, quality booze (especially, bourbon), my beautiful Carmen (my gal), my lovely Mary Jane (my other woman), old cars ('specially my badass '84 Cutlass Supreme Bougham), my vintage style cruiser bicycle, good looking bisexual women ('cuz they're usually more interesting; it's nice to check out girls bums with another girl... and if you've ever had a threesome... you'll forever find straight women rather boring and less-appealing), telling it like it is, irony, sarcasm, being cruel to stupid people, rippin' on ghey ass anime (fuck I hate that fugly crap), generosity, earned respect, authenticity, people with a strong sense of self, abstract and lateral thinking and... I like traveling.

Extra info: If you’re reading this then you already know I’m into tongue-in-cheek wit sprinkled with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. No need to get huffy puffy if I feel like being rude. I'm a silly jerk, so relax and go F yerself. My words are only sharp edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits.

Favorite Things

Music: I have mixed tastes. Depends on my mood... but my favs of all time are Mazzy Star, Jeff Buckley, Leonard Cohen, Queen, Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Jamiroquai and several others.

Movies: Blade Runner, A Clockwork Orange, Bond films, Quentin Tarantino's stuff, Spageti Westerns w/ Eastwood and the list goes on..

TV Shows: Monty Python, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, the original Twighlight Zone, Lost, Rome, Big Love etc etc.

Books: 'Catcher in the Rye' wasn't bad. Gunslinger series is - so far - a lot of fun. TBH I tend to prefer novels/entertaining reads -- I'm usually too busy or lazy to read books. My preference is to write rather than read, I guess.

Games: Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, Advance Wars DS, Wii Boxing, Spore (I anticipate) and my girlfriend and i like to play this game with nipple clamps and a horse whip.

Heroes: George Calin, John Stewart, Leonard Cohen... and The Lord Jesus Christ (if only that crazy muther fuker were real)

Basic Info

Gender: M

Country: Canada

Ethnicity: I'm a whitey (if it matters to you)

Body Type: medium build

Lifestyle

Marital Status: engaged

Sexual Orientation: two women

Home Town: Vancouver

Religion: Oh, dog no -- I'm an atheist

Smoker: No

Drinker: Yes

Number of Children: 0

Education: I cume tew Milk & Cookies fer m'I lern on.

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Affiliations: I'm an individualist - not a fucking collectivist

Signature: Offended? Please take your concerns to my complaint department ( www.3dmd.net/gallery/albums/textures/walls/brick/BrownBrickWall_tileable.jpg ) ...'cuz it might give a shit.

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