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Re: Big Thinkers: Douglas Adams
Ah man. Adams is talking about trying to make a real life Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy and dies in the same year that Wikipedia was founded. He never saw it happen. Where's the cosmic justice in that?
By: Chewbot
Re: Content Aware Image Resizing
Does anyone out there seriously find the size of an image to be such an incredible inconvenience that we have to actually CHANGE THE CONTENT of the image?
It may seem like a little thing until image cropping software makes a mob of rioters look like two people or removes an important person from the scene altogether because they were in the shadows.
In what way is this a good idea? Just because we can? What scares me most of all is that you can all see the potential for abuse and you don't care, in fact you can't wait for it.
It may seem like a little thing until image cropping software makes a mob of rioters look like two people or removes an important person from the scene altogether because they were in the shadows.
In what way is this a good idea? Just because we can? What scares me most of all is that you can all see the potential for abuse and you don't care, in fact you can't wait for it.
By: Chewbot
Re: Freestyle Rap Battle: Translated
It's a commentary that many but not most white people view african americans as being of closer relations to monkeys or chimps than they themselves are, based entirely on their physical characteristics. Additionally, the chimp in question brandishes a semi-automatic pistol commonly associated with thuggish activity portrayed frequently in the news and media as being encountered in low-income african american communities.
Although these elements point to the unfortunate implication that the contributor may be a racist who believes african americans are monkeys with guns, the most likely explanation is that this was simply the most appropriate image from those available for selection.
However, said contributor displays a lack of social sensitivity and a certain amount of naivety in his misinformed choice. In all likelihood, moderators will soon change the image as both a silent apology and to avoid further discussion.
Although these elements point to the unfortunate implication that the contributor may be a racist who believes african americans are monkeys with guns, the most likely explanation is that this was simply the most appropriate image from those available for selection.
However, said contributor displays a lack of social sensitivity and a certain amount of naivety in his misinformed choice. In all likelihood, moderators will soon change the image as both a silent apology and to avoid further discussion.
By: Chewbot
Re: Frank Caliendo Funny New Stuff on Wgn Morning News
Crimminy, what's wrong with those news reporters?
By: Chewbot
Re: Alex Jones vs Michelle Malkin: Chaos at the Denver Mint
Can we murder both parties involved? I can't even imagine how the world would be worse off. I mean, about the same at worst, but signifigantly better at best. It's a win-win.
By: Chewbot
Re: Crazy Drunk Girl Laugh
I love how every single idiot around her can't help but say the most obvious and banal things they can think of so there's a constant din of pointless background noise.
By: Chewbot
Re: Bill Maher on Pastor Warren, John Edwards & V.P. Choices
I can see how a woman might be insulted by this generalization. Of course, deep down you know it's true. Sure, there are some women with sex drives equal to men but they're the vast minority.
Take a quick quiz: let's say you could pick only one of the following: a one night stand free from consequence, or an expensive pair of killer shoes. Which one do you want? Now imagine a man answering the same question.
Don't worry, it's ok for the sexes to be different. Just remember, blowjobs are like flowers for men.
Take a quick quiz: let's say you could pick only one of the following: a one night stand free from consequence, or an expensive pair of killer shoes. Which one do you want? Now imagine a man answering the same question.
Don't worry, it's ok for the sexes to be different. Just remember, blowjobs are like flowers for men.
By: Chewbot
Re: Liam Kyle Sullivan: Where Do You Think You're Going in That?
Who does this appeal to? Just wondering.
By: Chewbot
Re: TED Talks: The Intelligence of Crows
He completely missed the bit everyone was waiting for. Did the machine accumulate more coins than it started out with? Did crows bring money from other places to the machine?
By: Chewbot
Re: China Olympic Media Doctoring: Girl Lip Sync
America has the BALLS to pretend to be shocked by something like this? America perfected it years ago.
By: Chewbot
Re: Bernie Mac Def Comedy Jam
Hey guys, I can be a standup comedian, too. Ready?
Ok ok, I have a huge penis. HUGE. And I use it to have sex with a lady. I LOOOVE SEX. And she was like "Hey can I axe you a question" and I'm like "yeah" and she's like "how big is your penis?" and I'm all like "Bitch, I rent it it out as a beach umbrella!"
<crowd goes wild>
KICK IT!
Ok ok, I have a huge penis. HUGE. And I use it to have sex with a lady. I LOOOVE SEX. And she was like "Hey can I axe you a question" and I'm like "yeah" and she's like "how big is your penis?" and I'm all like "Bitch, I rent it it out as a beach umbrella!"
<crowd goes wild>
KICK IT!
By: Chewbot
Re: Real News: The Real News Featured on PBS Foreign Exchange
Man, I think Daljit Whatsherface took that interview personally.
By: Chewbot
