White_Wolf

Points: 177878

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul."

White_Wolf is a quiet creature, but deadly with words. He’s 27 years old, was born in the Netherlands, and lives there still. One day, however, he hopes to emigrate to England or the USA, but right now he doesn’t have money to speak of. White_Wolf would like to find a job that enables him to protect the environment. He also will soon try again to get his stories published.

jaxon

Points: 5549690

"Great Job!!!"

spam_vigilante

Points: 1919974

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the pie."

I used to be a skinny kid. Now that I work out in the gym every day, I'm a skinny old man with a couple of muscles.

DRATM

Points: 9203

"Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out alive."

I am a total whackjob.

TheNextDylan

Points: 219826

""I am hip, I am cool, I am poppin' fresh.""

I am a filmmaker and am also learning how to sing. It would be nice to screen a sample of my film exclusively on Milk & Cookies when it is ready. I am also looking to start up a green business in California soon.

Dosetaker

Points: 1290365

Chronobrain

Points: 55

OregonMike

Points: 249125

"Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours."

I like watching the rocks turn to sand, pressing my eyes to see the colors, Blowing bubbles through my.....uhm....special bubble holes. Slippery things make me think about nature and reproduction. I had a body piercing once. I tend to procrastinate, but I'll tell you about that later. I am a proud left-handed person. I've been on the other side of the fence and the grass is the same color as it is here. I cheat at "Strip Twister".

Griff

Points: 144708

"Flowers are simply tarts; prostitutes for the bees."

Normal everyday common or garden type person.

EViLMinD

Points: 5329

"Blasphemy is a victimless crime"

(Better yet, how about a warning. Folks who read me might require a bit of conditioning; they may be too gentle for my wicked thoughts. I should give the buggers a heads up...) _________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------ACTUNG! DIPSHITS--------------------------------- _________________________________________________________ If you’re reading this then you probably know already that I have a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor; sprinkled with a callously Devil-may-care attitude. So, there is no need to get huffy puffy when I feel like being rude. Comedy is a ruthless game to me: nothing is scared or off-limits. Besides, words are only sharp-edged to wussies, little weenies and dimwits. That's right - I'm is a silly jerk (so relax and go eff yerself).

RabidMonkey7

Points: 0

emopinups

Points: 290

"www.pinklatexblog.com"

We write a blog about our fucked up life experiences with creepy sexual deviants, junkies, meth lab owners, trannies, pornstars, rock studs, and strippers. we also have a radio show on blogtalkradio.com/pinklatexblog that airs on thursday nights at 11 est. call us during the show sometime! we are currently booking guests!!!

Skidnuts

Points: 44695