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MADtv: Viva La Cheata with Special Guest Jerry O'Connell

MADtv: Viva La Cheata with Special Guest Jerry O'Connell Gosh, I sure ruined my world When I cheated with that filmmaker girl But she took a shine to me 'Cause I look like Jack from Three's Company! I shouldn't have taken that chance To throw a democratic party in my pants I wish that I could wash this affair Like like conditioner from my silky hair! My career is now in the crapper I've lost support of most of my backers Because they all think what I did's immoral But what if I said it was only oral? I know you all think that I made a laddie But I swear that I ain't the daddy That is my story I will even take a test on Maury! Clinton had the fat kid with the beret That cigar was a foul tactic Thomas Jefferson had a black chick! Don't get me started on Richard Nixon There's no telling where that tricky dick's bee Honest Abe was into man lovin' And Franklin Roosevelt married his cousin! It's gonna be okay I might still be President someday Someday! President someday! Sep 23, 2008 10:21 PM

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McCain Right USA Based on Judeo-Christian Principles?

McCain Right USA Based on Judeo-Christian Principles? When Senators Barack Obama and John McCain both appeared at the Saddleback Civil Forum on the Presidency with Pastor Rick Warren last weekend, McCain used a myth about the supposed Judeo-Christian origin of American principles to pander to the evangelical Christian audience in a way I contrast with an Obama appearance at another Baptist church earlier this year. Aug 20, 2008 1:02 AM

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Top 80 Best Short Atheist Quotes

Top 80 Best Short Atheist Quotes A collection of great quotes from people such as Thomas Jefferson, Voltaire, Richard Dawkins, and Gandhi. Some other famous quotes (on the same subject): Since it is obviously inconceivable that all religions can be right, the most reasonable conclusion is that they are all wrong. (Christopher Hitchens) I am as firmly convinced that religions do harm as I am that they are untrue. (Bertrand Russell) You are a good person because you fear damnation. I am a good person without obligation. (Guillermo Garcia) Morality is doing right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right. (Mencken) It is wrong always and everywhere for anyone to believe anything on insufficient evidence. (William Clifford) I used to believe in God, until I reached the age of reason. (George Carlin) If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. (Woody Allen) Our god is vengeful! Oh spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten. (Homer Simpson) Dear lord: I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done. (Homer Simpson) Blasphemy is a victimless crime. (Unknown) God is dead! (Friedrich Nietzsche) User: White_Wolf May 29, 2008 7:23 AM

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