The Onion

The Onion

A United States-based parody newspaper published weekly in print and daily online.
 
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Headline Tag: Politics Rating: Amazing Hits: 580 Comments: 0 Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. User: BoogeBoogieston Apr 12, 2008 6:49 PM
Headline Tag: The Onion Rating: Good Hits: 344 Comments: 1 Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem According to a team of female researchers who all recently sustained injuries due to various accidents, domestic abuse does not exist. Apr 12, 2008 1:52 PM
Headline Tag: Celebrities Rating: Good Hits: 342 Comments: 0 The Onion: Queen's Legacy Of Waving The Onion: Queen's Legacy Of Waving As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at some of her most significant waving moments. User: Aigiotis Mar 27, 2008 6:36 PM
Headline Tag: The Onion Rating: Amazing Hits: 639 Comments: 1 The Onion: Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys The Onion: Anonymous Hero Donates Hospital 200 Human Kidneys Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. More coverage at: http://onion.com User: TheNextDylan Mar 26, 2008 9:07 PM
Headline Tag: Robots Rating: Good Hits: 1226 Comments: 0 Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. From The Onion News Network. User: IAmDeK Mar 21, 2008 8:43 AM
Permanent Tag: Politics Rating: Good Hits: 68 Comments: 0 The Onion: An Eco-Friendly Iraq War The Onion: An Eco-Friendly Iraq War Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power. User: TheNextDylan Mar 10, 2008 10:32 AM
Permanent Tag: Politics Rating: Good Hits: 67 Comments: 0 The Onion: Outsourcing Child Care Overseas The Onion: Outsourcing Child Care Overseas Report: Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers. User: TheNextDylan Mar 10, 2008 10:30 AM
Unmoderated Tag: Celebrities Rating: Good Hits: 155 Comments: 0 The Onion: FCC Okays Nudity on TV if it's Alyson Hannigan The Onion: FCC Okays Nudity on TV if it's Alyson Hannigan An FCC official clarifies new broadcasting regulations that clear the way for more nude scenes featuring the beautiful, auburn-haired Alyson Hannigan. User: TheNextDylan Mar 10, 2008 10:29 AM
Headline Tag: The Onion Rating: Amazing Hits: 1028 Comments: 3 The Onion Movie The Onion Movie Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. User: Griff Mar 4, 2008 7:54 AM
Headline Tag: The Onion Rating: Good Hits: 1057 Comments: 0 Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women... Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women... ...Get Their Hopes Crushed! Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. User: IAmDeK Feb 14, 2008 1:30 PM
Headline Tag: Politics Rating: Amazing Hits: 496 Comments: 1 The Onion: Rid Congress Of Gang Members The Onion: Rid Congress Of Gang Members Live From Congress: According to Congressman Porter, gang members have infiltrated our neighborhoods, our schools, and even the Capitol. User: TheNextDylan Feb 5, 2008 10:55 AM
Headline Tag: Politics Rating: Good Hits: 417 Comments: 0 The Onion: More Candidates Court Fat Vote The Onion: More Candidates Court Fat Vote Presidential candidates are reaching out to fat voters on the campaign trail by eating large amounts of food. User: TheNextDylan Feb 5, 2008 10:48 AM
Permanent Tag: Politics Rating: Amazing Hits: 70 Comments: 0 The Onion: Strange Traveler Enters Town The Onion: Strange Traveler Enters Town In Hastings, NY, an enigmatic man appeared suddenly, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newborns. User: TheNextDylan Feb 5, 2008 10:46 AM
Headline Tag: Fast Food Rating: Good Hits: 1886 Comments: 3 Human Head Found in Hamburger Human Head Found in Hamburger Human Head Found in Hamburger Dec 7, 2007 2:13 AM
Headline Tag: Politics Rating: Good Hits: 1097 Comments: 1 Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For Voters Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For Voters For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008. User: bryan Oct 17, 2007 2:00 PM
 
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