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Countdown: Balloon Boy vs. The Aristocrats

Countdown: Balloon Boy vs. The Aristocrats From the 10/19/09 edition of "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," Keith acknowledges certain similarities between the Heeney Family Hoax and the famous "Aristocrats" joke. Cue the mash-up... User: Aigiotis Oct 22, 2009 6:40 AM

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Kevin Pollak Doing Christopher Walken Doing the Aristocrats

Kevin Pollak Doing Christopher Walken Doing the Aristocrats Clip from the film "The Aristocrats" of Kevin Pollak doing an impression of Christopher Walken telling the famous dirty joke. User: Griff May 3, 2008 11:34 AM

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Gilbert Gottfried: The Aristocrats

Gilbert Gottfried: The Aristocrats Gilbert Gottfried tells the Aristocrats joke. User: Sanchez Sep 9, 2006 11:43 AM

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Bob Saget: The Aristocrats

Bob Saget: The Aristocrats Bob Saget tells the Aristocrats joke. User: Sanchez Sep 9, 2006 11:42 AM

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Sarah Silverman: The Aristocrats

Sarah Silverman: The Aristocrats Sarah Silverman in the Aristocrats joke. User: Sanchez Sep 9, 2006 11:41 AM

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X-3: THE ARISTOCRATS

X-3: THE ARISTOCRATS Beast from The X-Men tells his own version of the disgusting joke, THE ARISTOCRATS, to Professor X. Hillarity ensues. User: sabbath Jun 19, 2006 1:00 AM

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Conan: Gregg Rogell

Conan: Gregg Rogell Gregg Rogell does his stand up routine in the Conan O'Brien show. He's probably best known for the movies The Aristocrats and Half Baked. Mar 27, 2006 9:18 AM

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The world's filthiest joke

The world's filthiest joke 'The Aristocrats' is an inside joke in the comedy fraternity. Here's a collection of variations on the joke... User: jmlmufc Jul 27, 2005 1:34 PM

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South Park: The Aristocrats

South Park: The Aristocrats Be warned as Cartman, from South Park, recites a version of the filthiest, most offensive jokes of all time. "The Aristocrats" is a joke format that has circulated among comics since at least the days of vaudeville. You start by describing a family in a meeting with a showbiz agent, asking if they can perform their act. You then describe whatever mixture of incest, analingus, facials, muscular tubes and the family dog as enters the bad parts of your head. Once you've surprised yourself with some of the images you have the family tell the impresario that their act is called "The Aristocrats" -- and you're home. Jan 26, 2005 2:04 PM

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