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An American comedian, writer, producer, actor, musician and composer.

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Dating Game: Steve Martin, 1968

Dating Game: Steve Martin, 1968 Steve Martin appears in 1968 on the Dating Game. Oct 28, 2009 12:19 AM

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Steve Martin and Andy Kaufman Together

Steve Martin and Andy Kaufman Together Guest host Steve Martin gets a rare interview with Andy Kaufman as himself, talking about the origins of his characters. From The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1978. Oct 15, 2009 9:33 AM

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David Letterman: Steve Martin & Martin Short

David Letterman: Steve Martin & Martin Short Get a double dose of comedy when Martin & Martin discuss "Three Amigos" and colonoscopies. Oct 6, 2009 12:13 AM

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Johnny Carson: Tonight Show First Time Stand-Ups

Johnny Carson: Tonight Show First Time Stand-Ups Martin, Letterman, Leno & Shandling were all guest hosts on the Tonight Show, and they all did a great job. Eddie Murphy`s first time performance. User: Strafuzzi Aug 24, 2009 5:13 AM

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Steve Martin On Johnny Carson

Steve Martin On Johnny Carson Steve Martin is as funny as he usually is with his comedy not to mention his accent during his appearance on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show on NBC! As you probably know, Stephen Glenn Martin is an Emmy Award-winning American actor, comedian, writer, playwright, producer, musician and composer. User: Strafuzzi Aug 24, 2009 5:07 AM

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I Hope That Something Better Comes Along

I Hope That Something Better Comes Along Kermit and Rowlf sing a sad song about loving women. User: spam_vigilante Mar 25, 2009 10:36 PM

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The Man with Two Brains: Shaving before Surgery

The Man with Two Brains: Shaving before Surgery "The Man With Two Brains" (1983) starring Steve Martin and Kathleen Turner. In this funny scene near the beginning of the movie, Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (Steve Martin) has hit Dolores Benedict (Kathleen Turner) with his car. As he tries to help her, he falls for her. At the hospital, he, the famous brain surgeon, must perform an operation to save her. Before surgery, Dolores is shaved to prepare her for the operation. "We'll be using my cranial screwtop method for entry into the brain." "I never want to see THAT again." Feb 15, 2009 1:53 PM

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Feb 7th 2009 News/Viral Update!

Feb 7th 2009 News/Viral Update! The important stuff you need to know about so you have something to talk about at work. DONT BE A SOCIAL OUTCAST, WATCH THESE VIDEOS! Feb 7 2009 Update: David after Dentist, CNBC Bong Break, Japanese Tranny Numa Numa, Obama At Energy Department, Bill Gates Releases mosquitoes at TED conference, Bishop Denies Holocaust, BMX Frontflip off roof, Stephen Colbert Vs Steve Martin all in under 2 minutes! Follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/interenttoday User: blowupchyna Feb 6, 2009 10:50 PM

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The Muppet Show with Steve Martin: Dueling Banjos

The Muppet Show with Steve Martin: Dueling Banjos steve martin plays with the muppets jug band after the show is cancelled Jan 22, 2009 11:45 PM

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20 Most Funny Medical Quotes

20 Most Funny Medical Quotes 1. “Have you ever been in therapy? No? You should try it. It’s like a really easy game show where the correct answer to every question is: ‘Because of my mother.’” - Robin Greenspan 2. “After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, ‘Maybe life isn’t for everyone’.” - Larry Brown. 3. “The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.” - Paul Dean. 4. “If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one.” - Dr WC Heuper (1954) 5. “As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, ‘Relax, you’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients’, but the another kept reminding me, ‘Howard, you are a veterinarian!’” -Dick Wilson. 6. “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” - Walter Matthau. 7. “A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy.” - Joan Rivers. 8. “She got her looks from her father: He’s a plastic surgeon.” -Groucho Marx. 9. “For the majority of people smoking has a beneficial effect.” - Dr Ian MacDonald (1963) 10. “Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.” - Samuel Goldwyn. 11. “I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn’t diagnose a decapitation.” - Jeffrey Bernard 12. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” - Steve Martin. 13. “No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.” - Kin Hubbard. 14. “There must be something to acupuncture.After all, you never see any sick porcupines!” - Bob Goddard. 15. “The operation was a complete success, but the patient died of something else.” - John Chiene 16. “I’m not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.” - Groucho Marx 17. “A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience.”- Merv Stockwood. 18. “Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.” - Jerry Vale 19. “I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridges” - Spike Milligan 20. “The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure.” User: infectedgenes Dec 9, 2008 11:44 AM

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Daily Show: Intro: Two Gift Bags

Daily Show: Intro: Two Gift Bags Steve Martin, Barack Obama and Bill Kristol are the upcoming guests for the week, but Jon only has two gift bags left. From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Oct 29, 2008 5:02 AM

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Daily Show: Steve Martin

Daily Show: Steve Martin Steve Martin knew something different was happening when he swam over his audience in an abandoned pool. From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Oct 29, 2008 5:02 AM

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Steve Martin: Death of Socrates

Steve Martin: Death of Socrates from the 1980 Steve Martin special "Comedy Is Not Pretty" BTW: those glitches in the video aren't due to the VHS cassette, but to an electrical storm at the original time of taping. Sep 20, 2008 10:36 PM

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The Jerk: You Belong to Me

The Jerk: You Belong to Me you belong to me.. from the movie 'the jerk' Sep 12, 2008 10:12 PM

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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

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Bernadette Peters

Bernadette Peters An American actress and singer. Over the course of an enduring career starting at an early age, she has performed in musical theatre, films and television, as well as in solo concerts and recordings

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Eddie Murphy An Academy Award nominated, Golden Globe Award-winning American actor and comedian. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1980 to 1984, and has worked as a stand-up comedian.

Kermit the Frog

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Steve Martin

Steve Martin An American comedian, writer, producer, actor, musician and composer.

Johnny Carson

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Muppet Show

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Stick Figures

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Muppets

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