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Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

A comedian, actor and writer, Patton was headlining comedy clubs in 1996, wrote for MADtv, starred in his own 1997 HBO comedy special, was featured in Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia and played Spence Olchin on The King of Queens on CBS.

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Patton Oswalt: The Apocalypse

Patton Oswalt: The Apocalypse George W. Bush wants to be the last president. User: spam_vigilante Nov 13, 2009 3:38 PM

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Patton Oswalt: Birthdays

Patton Oswalt: Birthdays Patton Oswalt talks about the 20 times when you should get a birthday party. User: spam_vigilante Sep 30, 2009 7:08 PM

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Patton Oswalt: KFC Famous Bowls

Patton Oswalt: KFC Famous Bowls Language warning: NSFW. RT - A scant 2:27. Patton Oswalt describes his thoughts on the gravy filled mound of despair known as the KFC famous bowl or as he likes to call it a failure pile in a sadness bowl. This clip comes from the dvd included with his latest comedy album Werewolves & Lollipops. User: spam_vigilante Sep 16, 2009 4:59 PM

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Patton Oswalt: Sky Cake

Patton Oswalt: Sky Cake Oswalt shares his take on religion. Sky Cake is reason civilization exists! RT 3:14. User: spam_vigilante Aug 30, 2009 3:25 PM

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Conan O'Brien: Patton Oswalt

Conan O'Brien: Patton Oswalt Patton talks about his love of food...And the dangers of becoming "B Word Fat". Jun 25, 2009 11:13 AM

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Patton Oswalt: Demon Cock

Patton Oswalt: Demon Cock Comedian Patton Oswalt talks about New York and how it made him resent L.A., but not as much as Las Vegas. "Mwa. That's good demon cock." User: Typo Jun 1, 2009 5:35 PM

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Patton Oswalt Will Kill George Lucas

Patton Oswalt Will Kill George Lucas Patton Oswalt says, "At midnight I will kill George Lucas with A shovel". Werewolves & Lollipops *This is audio, no video. May 4, 2009 1:17 PM

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Patton Oswalt: Paas

Patton Oswalt: Paas None of the upstart Easter egg dyeing companies unseated the Paas dynasty. Apr 11, 2009 5:31 PM

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Patton Oswalt: Dr. Pepper

Patton Oswalt: Dr. Pepper Oswalt reminisces about the 80's and a burned out comic named Dr. Pepper, who intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car. User: spam_vigilante Feb 28, 2009 3:01 PM

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Tim and Eric: Child Showcase, Joshua Beard

Tim and Eric: Child Showcase, Joshua Beard Little Joshua Beard (Patton Oswalt) sings a heartwarming song. From Tim and Eric Great Job! User: luclonde Sep 25, 2008 7:22 AM

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Patton Oswalt: Stella Dora Breakfast Treats

Patton Oswalt: Stella Dora Breakfast Treats You can have 'em anytime!!! Jul 25, 2008 1:24 AM

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Patton Oswalt on 80's Metal

Patton Oswalt on 80's Metal Another bit from Patton Oswalt on 80's metal. Jul 25, 2008 12:09 AM

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Patton Oswalt at Amoeba Records

Patton Oswalt at Amoeba Records Another Patton Oswalt moment to add tot he Milk and Cookies store. User: TheBigDipper Nov 11, 2007 4:46 PM

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Shorties: Patton Oswalt, The Effin' Apocalypse!

Shorties: Patton Oswalt, The Effin' Apocalypse! Patton Oswalt runs down the benefits of dying in the Apocalypse. User: Dosetaker Nov 5, 2007 12:51 PM

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Shorties: Patton Oswalt: War Correspondents

Shorties: Patton Oswalt: War Correspondents Patton Oswalt describes the trials and tribulations of being a war reporter. Nov 3, 2007 11:28 AM

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Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt A comedian, actor and writer, Patton was headlining comedy clubs in 1996, wrote for MADtv, starred in his own 1997 HBO comedy special, was featured in Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia and played Spence Olchin on The King of Queens on CBS.

Fast Food

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