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Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 66 Comments: 0 The Onion: Paul Ryan's Unsettling Budget Plan Reveals He Cuts His Own Hair The Onion: Paul Ryan's Unsettling Budget Plan Reveals He Cuts His Own Hair Congressman Ryan is defending his extreme budget plan, which includes proposals that Americans make their own toothpaste and cut their own hair, just like he does. Apr 6, 2013 6:03 PM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: No Votes Hits: 104 Comments: 0 The Onion: James Holmes' Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles to Remember Which Mass Shooter He is The Onion: James Holmes' Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles to Remember Which Mass Shooter He is For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Court officials complain that it's too difficult to keep track of every massacre and that recalling one from all the way back in July of 2012 is almost impossible. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Apr 1, 2013 12:37 PM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: No Votes Hits: 106 Comments: 0 The Onion: Health Officials Urging Americans to Do Something, Anything for 30 Minutes a Day The Onion: Health Officials Urging Americans to Do Something, Anything for 30 Minutes a Day The Department of Health and Human Services has issued a new report asking Americans to just do anything at all for Christ's sake for 30 minutes each day. Mar 3, 2013 10:12 AM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: Amazing Hits: 123 Comments: 0 The Onion: PR Firm Advises U.S. to Cut Ties with Alabama The Onion: PR Firm Advises U.S. to Cut Ties with Alabama Emphasizing the importance of protecting the nation's global image, marketers at the public relations firm Hill & Knowlton Strategies, Inc. reportedly met with White House officials on Monday to recommend that the United States publicly distance itself from the entire state of Alabama. For Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Mar 3, 2013 10:08 AM
Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Amazing Hits: 670 Comments: 0 The Onion: NASA Continues Search for Planet Capable of Supporting NASA The Onion: NASA Continues Search for Planet Capable of Supporting NASA Nearly four years after launching its Kepler space telescope to search for worlds outside our solar system, NASA officials confirmed Tuesday they had yet to find a planet with sufficient resources to support the space-exploration agency and its 18,000 employees. Feb 17, 2013 11:55 PM
Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 969 Comments: 0 The Onion: Lance Armstrong Admits Drug Use, Plans Return to Cycling As Flamboyant, Fan-Hating Villain The Onion: Lance Armstrong Admits Drug Use, Plans Return to Cycling As Flamboyant, Fan-Hating Villain With his 'golden boy' image tarnished, Lance Armstrong has returned to cycling as radical bad boy 'Killstrong.' Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Feb 16, 2013 7:42 PM
Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Ok Hits: 899 Comments: 0 Onion Talks: Your Brain-Gun: Turn the Safety Off Onion Talks: Your Brain-Gun: Turn the Safety Off The most powerful weapon isn't in a missile silo: it's in your head. Leonard Pace explains why we should be far more terrified of our brain guns than any manmade weapon. Jan 3, 2013 9:44 AM
Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 799 Comments: 0 Delicious Pie and The Value of Patience Delicious Pie and The Value of Patience In our fast paced world, we expect everything at once. But Peter Redd says there is merit to waiting for desirable outcomes-- like savoring a delicious homemade pie. A perfect metaphor for a perfect talk. User: spam_vigilante Nov 28, 2012 9:13 PM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: No Votes Hits: 203 Comments: 0 What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks With so many rocks, which one is the biggest? Professor of Mathematics Arima Nayar explains the science behind big rock discovery, and where the hunt could take us next. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion User: SilenTom Nov 8, 2012 7:08 AM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: Ok Hits: 264 Comments: 0 The Onion Voter's Guide to Mitt Romney The Onion Voter's Guide to Mitt Romney Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To help you make the right choice, we present The Onion's guide to GOP candidate Mitt Romney. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Oct 13, 2012 3:22 PM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: No Votes Hits: 199 Comments: 0 The Onion: Romney Still in Hot Water after Reading GOP Platform Verbatim The Onion: Romney Still in Hot Water after Reading GOP Platform Verbatim The GOP is secretly relieved they can get started on 2016, a newborn loses all faith in humanity after a record six days, and a munchtrosity is created in the Frito Layboratory. It's the week of September 20, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Oct 7, 2012 12:19 PM
Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 982 Comments: 0 The Onion Voter's Guide to Barack Obama The Onion Voter's Guide to Barack Obama Election Day is fast approaching. To help you prepare, here now is The Onion's in-depth voter's guide to Democratic candidate Barack Obama. User: RabidMadness Oct 6, 2012 12:45 PM
Unmoderated Tag: Humor Rating: Ok Hits: 257 Comments: 0 The Onion: Obama Starring in New Judd Apatow Comedy to Appeal to Younger Voters The Onion: Obama Starring in New Judd Apatow Comedy to Appeal to Younger Voters In an attempt to court the youth vote, Obama will star in the full-length Judd Apatow comedy "Commander In Steve" alongside James Franco and Seth Rogan. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Sep 2, 2012 4:23 PM
Permanent Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 535 Comments: 3 Animals Spread Disease Constantly Animals Spread Disease Constantly (Horrifying Planet - Ep. 7) Every living being on this planet is a facilitator of unspeakable disease and malady. No true refuge exists from the monolithic and all-encompassing scourge of bacteria jettisoned out during the trillions of metabolic activities conducted in a single second. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA User: spam_vigilante Aug 29, 2012 8:13 PM
Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 961 Comments: 0 The Onion: Martin Luther King Bust First Thing to Go, Romney Advisor Quietly Thinking The Onion: Martin Luther King Bust First Thing to Go, Romney Advisor Quietly Thinking A new study finds that Americans need six hours of sleep at work, scientists say the U.S. may have discovered a previously unknown level of not caring about Syria, and a fan prefers Tarantino's early work when he was shelving movies all day at a video store, It's the week of July 16th, 2012. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion Aug 4, 2012 8:33 PM
 
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