Maury Povich

Maury Povich

An American TV talk show personality who currently hosts his self-titled talk show Maury which has earned him national recognition due to the paternity tests that are often aired.
 
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Permanent Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 390 Comments: 0 MADtv: Viva La Cheata with Special Guest Jerry O'Connell MADtv: Viva La Cheata with Special Guest Jerry O'Connell Gosh, I sure ruined my world When I cheated with that filmmaker girl But she took a shine to me 'Cause I look like Jack from Three's Company! I shouldn't have taken that chance To throw a democratic party in my pants I wish that I could wash this affair Like like conditioner from my silky hair! My career is now in the crapper I've lost support of most of my backers Because they all think what I did's immoral But what if I said it was only oral? I know you all think that I made a laddie But I swear that I ain't the daddy That is my story I will even take a test on Maury! Clinton had the fat kid with the beret That cigar was a foul tactic Thomas Jefferson had a black chick! Don't get me started on Richard Nixon There's no telling where that tricky dick's bee Honest Abe was into man lovin' And Franklin Roosevelt married his cousin! It's gonna be okay I might still be President someday Someday! President someday! Sep 23, 2008 10:21 PM
Permanent Tag: Swearing Rating: Good Hits: 328 Comments: 0 Maury Povich Home Pregnancy Test Maury Povich Home Pregnancy Test From the makers of Jerry Springer's Home Therapy Kit.... Feb 14, 2008 3:22 PM
Headline Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 1592 Comments: 4 MADtv: Pig Potty Blooper MADtv: Pig Potty Blooper During a live taping of MADtv, one of the "animal" actors decides to take a potty break right in the middle of the set. Dec 3, 2007 10:53 PM
Headline Tag: Television Rating: Bad Hits: 2695 Comments: 10 Chris Crocker on Maury Povich Chris Crocker on Maury Povich Chris Crocker became overnight internet sensation with his video plea to stop harasing Britny Spears. Four milion people downloaded that video. Maury Povich invited him to appear on his show. User: bobiks Sep 21, 2007 2:27 AM
Permanent Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 340 Comments: 1 Maury Povich : balloon phobia Maury Povich : balloon phobia A clip from a segment of Maury Povich were a woman faces her fear of balloons. User: theprophetangus Aug 13, 2007 9:45 AM
Headline Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 2213 Comments: 4 Maury Povich: Baby Jesus Paternity Test Maury Povich: Baby Jesus Paternity Test Maury Povich paternity test over baby Jesus, with Joseph and Mary. From The Chaser's War on Everything. Aug 3, 2007 6:21 PM
Headline Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 11457 Comments: 1 South Park: Cartman On The Maury Povich Show South Park: Cartman On The Maury Povich Show "Whateva! I do what I want!" Maury Povich attempts to contain "out of control kid", Eric Cartman. From South Park. User: IAmDeK May 30, 2007 10:12 AM
Unmoderated Tag: Television Rating: Ok Hits: 244 Comments: 0 Man Afraid of Peaches Man Afraid of Peaches Just like with the pickle girl, Maury Povich exploits his guests greatest fear... fresh peaches. User: Khymera Mar 6, 2007 11:28 AM
Unmoderated Tag: Television Rating: Ok Hits: 423 Comments: 5 15 Year Old Wants Baby 15 Year Old Wants Baby From the Maury Povich show. User: tomr Mar 4, 2007 5:34 PM
Unmoderated Tag: Television Rating: Ok Hits: 284 Comments: 0 "I'm Not The Daddy" Dance "I'm Not The Daddy" Dance A young man can not contain his excitement when he is given the results of a Maury Povich paternity test. User: langston Nov 25, 2006 7:49 PM
Permanent Tag: Television Rating: Ok Hits: 744 Comments: 3 Maury Povich And The Pickle Phobia Lady Maury Povich And The Pickle Phobia Lady Maury confronts a guest with her worst phobia: pickles and mustard. The extent of her fright is truly bizarre, and Povich exploits it to no end. User: Skidnuts Jun 25, 2006 5:13 PM
Permanent Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 580 Comments: 0 The Swinger The Swinger Chris Elliott is a world famous golfer, er, minature golf champion actually, who's character is highlighted through hysterical interviews by Bob Costas & Maury Povich. User: IAmDeK Nov 1, 2005 5:16 AM
 
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