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South Park: Billy Mays Here

South Park: Billy Mays Here After learning that Billy Mays' soul is not at rest, Cartman vows to help. From South Park. Oct 8, 2009 3:05 AM

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Billy Mays Orders Food

Billy Mays Orders Food At a McDonald's drive thru, Billy Mays orders food for The MJ Morning Show. User: JesusFlysSouth Aug 8, 2009 11:16 AM

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ShamWow Song (Lyrics from Vince Offer)

ShamWow Song (Lyrics from Vince Offer) Vince's sales pitch is so poetic, all it takes to make it a song is a beat. User: RabidMadness Aug 4, 2009 12:04 AM

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What Not to Watch on TV Tonight: Just about Everything

What Not to Watch on TV Tonight: Just about Everything http://www.airamerica.com Sick of So You Think You Can Dance? Me too. Youre probably tired of watching Americas Got Talent on NBC twice a week, and the 2 hour long episodes of So You Think You Can Dance on Fox. I dont blame you. Aside from new episodes of those shows, heres what else is on: Wipeout and I Survived A Japanese Game Show (ABC, 8) - Every episode is exactly the same. If youve seen it once, youve seen em all. Real World: Cancun (MTV, 10) -I know what youre thinking. And the answer is: Yes. They still make these. The Philanthropist (NBC, 10) -Last weeks season premier delivered. On tonights ep, Teddy goes to Myanmar to help a woman in need of a kidney transplant. Pitchmen (DSC) -In memory of Billy Mayes, the Discovery Channel is airing an all-day marathon of Pitchmen leading up to the season finale at 10. American Masters: Garrison Keillor (PBS, 8) - A must see for Keillor fans and radio junkies. Jul 2, 2009 4:20 AM

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What Not to Watch on TV Tonight: Just about Everything

What Not to Watch on TV Tonight: Just about Everything http://www.airamerica.com Sick of So You Think You Can Dance? Me too. Youre probably tired of watching Americas Got Talent on NBC twice a week, and the 2 hour long episodes of So You Think You Can Dance on Fox. I dont blame you. Aside from new episodes of those shows, heres what else is on: Wipeout and I Survived A Japanese Game Show (ABC, 8) - Every episode is exactly the same. If youve seen it once, youve seen em all. Real World: Cancun (MTV, 10) -I know what youre thinking. And the answer is: Yes. They still make these. The Philanthropist (NBC, 10) -Last weeks season premier delivered. On tonights ep, Teddy goes to Myanmar to help a woman in need of a kidney transplant. Pitchmen (DSC) -In memory of Billy Mayes, the Discovery Channel is airing an all-day marathon of Pitchmen leading up to the season finale at 10. American Masters: Garrison Keillor (PBS, 8) - A must see for Keillor fans and radio junkies. Jul 2, 2009 4:20 AM

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Billy Mays at The Office: Livemercial

Billy Mays at The Office: Livemercial Pitchman Billy Mays is hired for one day to work in The Office. Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM

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Billy Mays: Big City Slider

Billy Mays: Big City Slider Processed meat used to be so hard to manage. Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM

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Billy Mays: Oxi Clean Detergent

Billy Mays: Oxi Clean Detergent Get on the ball, use oxi clean detergent ball!!! Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM

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Infomercial Guy Loses It

Infomercial Guy Loses It Incredible savings have finally pushed Billy Mays over the edge, Aug 8, 2008 12:54 AM

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100 Impressions, 200 Seconds in 115 Words

100 Impressions, 200 Seconds in 115 Words OneManSho doing some impressions in one or two words each. Here's the list: Otto, Skinner, Krusty, Comic Guy, Moe, Homer, Smithers, Burns, Willie, Apu, Dr Hibbert, Fat Tony, Quimby, Dr Nick, Barney, Grandpa, Lovejoy, Wiggum, Flanders, Newman, Frank Costanza, Estelle Costanza, Babu, Jackie Chiles, Kramer, Puddy, Jerry, Ray, Robert, Shaggy, Scooby, George W Bush, Beavis, Butthead, Clinton, Bush Sr, Reagan, Nixon, JFK, Giuliani, Schwarzenegger, Cheech, Chong, Pauly Shore, Regis Philbin, Brando, Gottfried, Connery, Cosby, Sandler, Carson, Dangerfield, Farnsworth, Kiff, Zapp, Hermes, Zoidberg, Ferguson, Walken, DeNiro, Danza, Dan Rather, Pacino, Randy, Paula, Simon, David Archuletta, Mickey, Goofy, Droopy, Snagglepuss, Marvin the Martian, Emperor, Yoda, Marty, Doc Brown, Biff, Pee-Wee, Austin, Borat, Woody Allen, Wilford Brimley, Billy Mays, Peter Griffin, Herbert, Swanson, Brian, Lois, Stewie, Quagmire, Cleveland, Mr. Mackey, Ned, Mr. Hankey, Kyle, Cartman, Towelie, Shrek, Donkey, Ren, Stimpy, and Tay Zonday. Jun 15, 2008 3:32 PM

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Billy Mays Mayhem

Billy Mays Mayhem A fan site for that wacky and over-stimulated hawker of cleaning products. User: podwall Jun 20, 2005 9:55 AM

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