Subservient Virtual Bartender

For the first version type in commands like: kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.

For the second version a more limited set of commands include: kiss, banana, fight, ass, butt, maid, fuck, naked, topless, beer, sing, dance, strip, breast, magic, fire and pitcher. In many cases other keywords trigger these same commands.