Well, I had to look that one up. Here's the deal: you invade Russia from the East, and I, crossing the borders of my tiny country, will travel through Germany, Poland and other places I really don't want to go to, invade that frightfully cold place from the West. We slowly (on account of the snow) head for Moscow and ask the energy company (there's only one there, naturally) whose energy bill is highest. No doubt they'll hand us Marina's address. From then on, it'll be easy: I take it she's a city girl, and thus living in some high-rise, which has one entrance only. She can't escape. Methinks, she doesn't have a boyfriend, either, and is waiting for us. Now, once there we'll need a coin. I say: Vladimir Putin or tails? Being White_Wolf, I might have ripped out your throat, so do not complain ...

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