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Nixon "I'm Not a Crook" Press Conference
"People have got to know whether or not their president's a crook. Well, I'm not a crook."
Nov 24, 2007 8:53 PM
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"But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm gonna (indulge me ...) say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time -- never. These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the American people."
Any relations, Mr. President?
Any relations, Mr. President?
By: White_Wolf
Re: Nixon "I'm Not a Crook" Press Conference
A certain member here sent me a kitchen magnet that remains on the 'fridge door: A glorious pic of Dubya with the caption, "Won't someone please give this man a blowjob so we can impeach him?"
By: spam_vigilante
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I doubt that'll be sufficient to impeach him, as I'm pretty sure somewhere in the Holy Book it says that it's perfectly Christian to engage in such activities. Of course, this involves some reading between the lines, careful interpretation, and secret meetings with He Up in the Heavens. But just leave it in the hands of capable priests, bishops (who all have lots of personal experience in this matter), and what have you … where was I? Oh, right. Leave it to the Holy Men and I'm sure the Born-Again Christian Bush would gain even more followers.
‘Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb.
And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.’
-- Exodus 3: 1-2 (KJV)
‘Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb.
And the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.’
-- Exodus 3: 1-2 (KJV)
By: White_Wolf
Re: Nixon "I'm Not a Crook" Press Conference
Haha. And it wouldn't be enough to impeach him, unless he lied about it under oath.
By: Wonderr
Re: Nixon "I'm Not a Crook" Press Conference
I wonder if Bush would have been any better if he were getting b.j.s under the table. no pun intended.
By: meat
