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What Every Man Wants in the Bedroom

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What Every Man Wants in the Bedroom
Can be hidden under the bed when you're finished.
Nov 4, 2007 1:29 PM
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It's the art of engineers. Some men write poems when they're bored. Some build strangely useful devices. Everyone else enjoys the fruits of the the first two men's labors. But pretty much everyone masturbates when they're really really bored.
By: Wondahboy
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One thing is missing from the video...

the sound. I wonder why?

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGH CHKCHKCHKCHKCCHKCHK BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" maybe
By: gypo
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LOL nice.
By: ipwnzj00
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With this thing under the bed, where do I put the hooker's body?
By: tsackett
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At long last, Jack the Ripper has come forth. The riddle is solved.
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I was at my friend's 21st and she got jack the stripper, do you think they're related ?
By: D3NIS
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sure. women don't watch tv. we're too busy birthin' babies. thanks, title writer, for reminding me.

p.s. joking about raping and killing prostitutes isn't funny, by the way. it's creepy.
By: Katka
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I was thinking it was going to be a fleshlight or something. you morbid people!
By: meat
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Speaking of creepy... "Fleshlight" has got to be the worst intimate product name ever.
By: tsackett
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These things cost $14,000 and up, not including installation, and not including the TV itself.

Interesting fact: On average, couples who have a TV in the bedroom have half as much sex as couples who don't.
By: quisph
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That might be because the guy wants to watch sports, while the gall insists on Oprah Winfrey. Result: a long pillow fight, which ends in the combatants falling asleep completely exhausted.
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