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Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).
Oct 17, 2007 7:45 AM
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All of the video clips on The Onion News Network are hilarious, well written and have ridiculous high production values for something coming from a web site. I'd be surprised if they didn't get picked up by some network like comedy central in the near future. I hope they don't because they would probably not be able to do bits like "The Ocular Penetration Act" if they were on a network.
By: phonkey
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I was going to post a comment but it's classified.
Very funny but sadly not supposed to be.
Very funny but sadly not supposed to be.
By: Kaston
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Hey, now there's an indication of an open and free government.
By: spam_vigilante
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Never underestimate the Onion. I've been reading that website(they also offer a real-life, honest to goodness newsprint copy!) since 1997. The biting satire and ingenuity have always been spectacular. The audio and video clips are recent, but are of the same quality.
Check out some of the Onions Greatest Hits(in my eyes):
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28369
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29503
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29899
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33772
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28331
I would drop these and many, many more as links, but M&C doesn't like the Onion(last time I checked anyway)
Check out some of the Onions Greatest Hits(in my eyes):
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28369
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29503
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29899
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33772
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28331
I would drop these and many, many more as links, but M&C doesn't like the Onion(last time I checked anyway)
By: poolaka
