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Kidstoned Chewable Valium
Hyperactive kids are a dream with Kidstoned Chewable Valium.
"The barbituate the whole family can enjoy.
Once the Kidstoned Chewable Valium kicks in these kids kinda stay right where you put 'em.
They're quiet. Relaxed. It's a dream.
And just about all you have to do is check their breathing once in a while or poke at them with a stick."
"The barbituate the whole family can enjoy.
Once the Kidstoned Chewable Valium kicks in these kids kinda stay right where you put 'em.
They're quiet. Relaxed. It's a dream.
And just about all you have to do is check their breathing once in a while or poke at them with a stick."
Apr 28, 2003 4:20 PM
Re: Kidstoned Chewable Valium
Here's a product the world could actually use. It would make plane trips and movies consistently tolerable. Nothing worse than some ankle bitter who won't shut his goddamn trap.
Man, I hate children.
Man, I hate children.
By: EViLMinD
Re: Kidstoned Chewable Valium
Oh don't worry. Our kids are already get drugged up at the first signs that they have any energy that might make them at all intolerable. I hope you enjoy the world full of mindless, uncreative and pliable adults that we're creating.
By: Deh_Dude
Re: Kidstoned Chewable Valium
Be nice if more parents were like you.
Thank you, Good Samaritan.
Sure, drugging 'em ain't as much fun as beating 'em but it's still quite effective. Ideally, you want to be able just shake a fist or, better yet, look at the child to get them to quiet down. A reaction which usually takes some time (and effort) to produce.
Just a thought... and you can use it if ya like... Why don't you put the kid medication into a dart gun or blowgun? Think about it. Would make the 'drugging' process faster, and a heck of a lot more fun. You wouldn't even have to get up! It could all be done from the comforts of the living room couch.
"I want! I want! I want!"
pfft-pttt (dart hits their neck)
"ZZZZZ"
Brilliant
Thank you, Good Samaritan.
Sure, drugging 'em ain't as much fun as beating 'em but it's still quite effective. Ideally, you want to be able just shake a fist or, better yet, look at the child to get them to quiet down. A reaction which usually takes some time (and effort) to produce.
Just a thought... and you can use it if ya like... Why don't you put the kid medication into a dart gun or blowgun? Think about it. Would make the 'drugging' process faster, and a heck of a lot more fun. You wouldn't even have to get up! It could all be done from the comforts of the living room couch.
"I want! I want! I want!"
pfft-pttt (dart hits their neck)
"ZZZZZ"
Brilliant
By: EViLMinD
