So, I'm going straight to the nearest university and enrolling in all the classes they offer that reference Greek mythology. Thanks for the advice. If not for you I would be lost to the entire world of Greek mythology, higher education, and level of reading comprehension that far surpasses mine.

Or, since I'm a mechanic by trade, it was natural for me to think of the stupid jingle in a commercial for a repair shop (trust the Midas touch), and then moments later realize what the actual reference was to.

And think, I was kind enough to share my own mistake with you, because I got a chuckle out of it.