"Celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it"
ha ha, awesome

"Bart, do you have lighter?"

"I'm clean."

Classic.

This is not the Quikie Mart - it's the "lil' Valu Mart" or something. They are vacationing in a summer resort town.

"Homer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but you can count me out..."

we can quote just about everything what is said in this skit

so:
"play more with claymore"

"Follow meeeee..."

"Doh!"

"The beer!"

Effin' Classic.

It's Ned's summer home place they're in, lisa leaves all her luggage and buys new clothes becomes a new person and makes new friends in this episode.

Milhouse is abused constantly by Bart.

What Marge says is right on the money too, you can't leave her out. "what ever you've got planned for tonight homie, count me out" lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQ

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This reminds me of a time when I was in Pennsylvania. It was a dorky little shop off the highway that sold fake Indian trinkets and those combs that look like a switchblade. Something mentioned fireworks, so I asked. The man behind the counter asked for identification. Sadly, I handed over my Massachusetts ID - perhaps the state with the most strict anti-fireworks laws. It turned out that he didn't care - the only rule was that I COULDN'T be from Pennsylvania. He led me through the door behind the counter of the tiny shop, and into a massive warehouse of fireworks, just like in this cartoon. I was able to buy as much as I wanted, so long as I signed a paper swearing that I wouldn't set them off in his state (especially not in the parking lot to the motel across the street, he warned).