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Homer gets high on medicinal marijuana for his ocular pain.
When Flanders shows up Homer gets him to read the entire Christian Bible read to him.
From the Simpsons.
When Flanders shows up Homer gets him to read the entire Christian Bible read to him.
From the Simpsons.
Apr 5, 2007 10:12 PM
Re: Simpsons: Homer Smokes Weed
Damn that must be some good shit. He was FUCKED UP.
By: McMoneyclips
Re: Simpsons: Homer Smokes Weed
A Donovan song... But Donovan never did drugs... JK!
Re: Simpsons: Homer Smokes Weed
Drug Warning: Caution objects may appear more edible than they actually are.
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Lisa: It smells like the art teacher's office.
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Homer: Marge, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!
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Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.
Homer: I didn't, but now, Daddy's special medicine... (menacingly) which you must never use, because it will ruin you life! (calmly) ... lets Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... (menacingly) ever!
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Homer: Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
Ned: Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
Homer: Now you know what I've been going through.
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Marge: Hello…
Homer: Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
Marge: Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
Homer: Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
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Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're like drunk, but you're not sloppy-drunk.
Homer: Going cold turkey isn't as delicious a it sounds.
Moe: I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobaccy.
Lenny: Yeah, you were getting all spacey and everything. We were going to have an intervention.
Carl: Yeah, but at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning. I nearly died!
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Lisa: It smells like the art teacher's office.
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Homer: Marge, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!
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Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone.
Homer: I didn't, but now, Daddy's special medicine... (menacingly) which you must never use, because it will ruin you life! (calmly) ... lets Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... (menacingly) ever!
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Homer: Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
Ned: Well sure of course, he could, but then again… wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
Homer: Now you know what I've been going through.
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Marge: Hello…
Homer: Marge, I just realized I'm the "ow" in the word low. And if you tell anyone.
Marge: Honey I like it when you call but we just talked five minutes ago, hang on I've got call waiting… Hello?
Homer: Hey, it's me. I've got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
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Moe: What's the matter, Homer? You're like drunk, but you're not sloppy-drunk.
Homer: Going cold turkey isn't as delicious a it sounds.
Moe: I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobaccy.
Lenny: Yeah, you were getting all spacey and everything. We were going to have an intervention.
Carl: Yeah, but at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning. I nearly died!
Re: Simpsons: Homer Smokes Weed
LOL....that was cool...
I'll smoke one with ya Homer!Then we can have some pink Donuts!
I'll smoke one with ya Homer!Then we can have some pink Donuts!
By: IceLed
