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Male Restroom Etiquette
Acceptable behavior for men in public restrooms.

Sims 2 used to illustrate.
Sep 18, 2006 3:23 PM
Re: Male Restroom Etiquette
If you prefer low rez YouB00B version (20 MB):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
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I thought this would be funnier than it was. No offense meant, spammie.
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I like the example illustrating the quick degradation of society :D
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No communication in the restroom?

Hallelujah! Say it again!

There is nothing more awkward than a guy walking into the restroom to do number 1, or even number 2... and he's talking on a cell phone.

Even more awkward would be if the person on the other end heard something... unpleasant.
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Do they have one of these for women? If anyone needs restroom etiquette lessons it's women.

As I was touching up my lipstick one afternoon at work, a woman actually asked me if she could use my lipstick!! Eeeeeew!!
By: heidim
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Oh my God, that's so wrong.

Guys, you have no idea how wrong that is.
By: Beatrix
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Awsome. 10
By: mikeyp
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A really nicely made piece, funny, well written.

Could have maybe used with a bit of tightening up, trimming the fat, loosing the length...

but otherwise great!
By: spoco2
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Yes, the pacing needs some work. Almost painfully slow at some points.
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kinda dumb to be honest.

he yammers about efficiency, then describes a set of rules where 40% of the urinals in his example, need never have been installed.
By: Voidwar
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Good catch, Void.

You know, it's almost perfect Zen that a guy with the name of Voidwar has to comment on Male Restroom Etiquette.

Thanks for that, V. Don't ever change, you.
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It's called satire.
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Is there anything on Planet Earth that you like?

Curmudgeons like you need to evaporate.

Why do you come here? To bitch and moan? You can do that in your trailer park.
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His mommy's basement? :)

Sorry, that was mean. I have to act like a mod. So. Fucking. Hard.

If they ask you again, decline. You'd turn into a monster.
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wow, four dicks who don't like me had to post that they don't like me.

Glad to know I still make you lefty idiots so scared that you have to circle the wagon at the mere citing of me.

Protect your Groupthink you lefty children.

anyhow, thanks for looking like asses and ad homming me when my comment about the boring and not funny video was spot on.
By: Voidwar
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Yup. You got us so, so very frightened of your vast intellect and incisive wit. We'd better circle up them wagons to protect our groupthink from any unfamiliar ideas from the big, scary world out there.

/satire

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Maybe if four people don't like you, then perhaps you are the dick.

Pay attention.
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And if more than four people dislike you on this site, you are a cunt :)

It takes all sorts to make the world go round.

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Voidcrotch needs to learn about Karma. She hates everyone and everything and thus nobody like her.
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you are a dick

a dick

a dick

a dicketty dick dick

you are a dick
By: saddam
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LOL Utter comedy! I don't even have to wind you up - you spaz out all by yourself.

Let me explain how funny you are. Try to follow, so you can laugh, too!

You:

- Still can't tell ad hominem from a deserved insult. (For the last time: it's only ad hominem if it's irrelevant - "Voidwar" + bathroom etiquette = relevant.)

- Believe people who don't like your winning personality is groupthink - which you apparently don't understand, either.

- Miss the point of the video, but think your comments are somehow incisive.

- Bring politics in when it has nothing to do with anything.

- Can't spell "sighting."

- Think people are afraid of you. (That's probably my favorite.)

- Love the idea of getting attention from four dicks.

You don't know how perfect you are, Void. Too dumb to change, too arrogant to know he's unwelcome, and too ignorant to understand he's lost.

Just like a Republican!
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Well done.

But the dimwit will simply dismiss you. Simply, being the operative word being that she is simple minded.
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Sorry, VoidCrotch. You right wingnuts are just hypocritical fools.

When US Senator John McCain proposed cap and trade as a method to prevent carbon dioxide emissions, you hailed it as genius. Now? It's a carbon tax and stupid.

When the ultra right wing think tank Heritage Foundation proposed the individual mandate in opposition to Hillarycare in 1994, it was brilliant. When Mutt Romney signed it into law in Massachusetts, it was great. The ACA? Now, it's tyranny.

Every single one of you are a big joke.
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Look at your precious little cheerocracy, happily backslapping each other because you survived a brush with Voidwar.

I can't decide which is cuter, you little girls, or your twisted little panties.
By: Voidwar
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"It's panties in a bunch. Knickers in a twist."

www.youtu.be/pKI5tZQeovw
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I never survive VoidCrotch. You always beat the daylights out of me with your vast intellect and superior wit.

This is why we really want you to vacate this joint and not return.
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When doing battle with Voidwar, I feel like a Palestinian, but I love the white phosporus and the open-air spectacle and the dramatic outnumbering.

Bring it on, Void! Quick, before I launch a rocket up your arse.
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Just barely made it out alive!

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I see Voidwar loves steak.
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Ooh, ooh. Little girls. That's an ad hom.

What a fucking piece of shit you are. Grow the fuck up.
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is there any part of you that doesn't suck? i doubt it. you seem to me like one big sucker
By: lap
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