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Enjoy sending a completely original spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list...
Mar 21, 2006 4:35 AM
Re: Ass in the Box
Brilliant. But I want to send mine to my best good buddy assholes without being anonymous.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Ass in the Box
Yeah. Me too.
But I think I can pimp it to look like my face. It should not be that hard...
But I think I can pimp it to look like my face. It should not be that hard...
Re: Ass in the Box
What are you talking about? That already looks like MY face!
Re: Ass in the Box
Call me retarded, but the title of this link just makes me laugh hard. I dont even need to see the ass.
Re: Ass in the Box
D0o0od, that's not being [insert your choice of derogatory adjective here]. There is something inherently amusing about the title. Yeah, it's juvenile. Purile, even. So what. Did we come to this site today to cure cancer?
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Ass in the Box
In fact yes, I am working on the cure for cancer.
So far, I have sorted out that what the secular world calls 'cancer' is actually a type of evil lizard demon baby that lives in the body, probably somewhere near the most troublesome bit of God's temple, the genitals. As the demon baby grows inside us, it feeds on our sin and makes us sick as punishment for mastubation and impure thoughts.
As with any 'disease', it would seem that turning to Our Father is the only sure fire cure.
So far, I have sorted out that what the secular world calls 'cancer' is actually a type of evil lizard demon baby that lives in the body, probably somewhere near the most troublesome bit of God's temple, the genitals. As the demon baby grows inside us, it feeds on our sin and makes us sick as punishment for mastubation and impure thoughts.
As with any 'disease', it would seem that turning to Our Father is the only sure fire cure.
