"What the hell have I done with my life? I'm the fairy equivalent of a thirty-eight year-old woman..
And I've spent most of my adult life chasing after a ten year-old in tights.
I can't read or write..
I'm named "Tinkerbell", for God's sake! Well, screw it! It's time for Tink to get some booze in her gut, and her legs in the air!" Skit from SNL.