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Sarah Silverman gives Santa an earfull about the inclusive nature of the holiday season.
Dec 13, 2005 11:19 AM
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
Any idea who is playing Santa Claus (Klaus?) in this video? He captures exactly the reactions that a sensible person would have if he were forced into contact with a real-life version Silverman's stage persona.
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
That tubby sack of joy is played by Zach Galifianakis (spelled that right the first time, im shocked). Both Zach and Sarah are two of the funniest mother fuckers on the face of the earth, currently.
Here's his site: www.zachgalifianakis.com
Here's his site: www.zachgalifianakis.com
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
I had the opportunity to see him live recently, funny man. His standup's a little slow, but as soon as he got some crowd reactions to go off of (Free bird!) it took a turn for the funny.
By: SpawnOfThrawn
Re: Give the Jew Girl Toys
Podwall tried linking to this yesterday.
Same busted results.
Same busted results.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Give the Jew Girl Toys
You can't escape the power of Javascript!
Oh, well, you actually can...
Oh, well, you actually can...
Re: Give the Jew Girl Toys
Strange behavior:
Mac Safari: Big "?" appears over quicktime logo when I try to play video.
Win IE: Broken movie icon appears.
Mac Firefox: Movie plays with no problems.
Mac Safari: Big "?" appears over quicktime logo when I try to play video.
Win IE: Broken movie icon appears.
Mac Firefox: Movie plays with no problems.
Re: Give the Jew Girl Toys
Since this is now a moderated link, should not Podwall get credit?
I'm about 50% on these appeals.
I'm about 50% on these appeals.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
mmmmm... I hope that Sarah will someday be my future ex-wife.
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
Jimmy Kimmel is doing her currently
that makes me sad....
that makes me sad....
By: Gavin
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
wasn't funny... but it's hard to make a decent comedy song...
By: Rodneyyouplonker
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
yeah...onr of the worst attempts at a comedy song from a really well know comedian i've ever heard. the lyrics aren't that great, and the visual element isn't remotely funny.
she could be really attractive, but i bet she acts like a serious dick a lot.
she could be really attractive, but i bet she acts like a serious dick a lot.
By: macgregor
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
When life gives you aids (and God DOES give you aids)... make lemonaids! - Sarah Silverman
Both funny and optimistic.
Both funny and optimistic.
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
nope....i have to say i don't find it that funny. she just...i saw her at the pam anderson roast, and she was pretty entertaining there...but i haven't been impressed by much else.
through me some dave chappelle or some dane cook, or the late great mitch hedberg. those are comedians...
through me some dave chappelle or some dane cook, or the late great mitch hedberg. those are comedians...
By: macgregor
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
I would agree with you on all counts, which makes me wonder why you dont reconise her talent. The only exception I painfully make is Dane Cook, who steals jokes, and is a hack. But he made me laugh HARD up till I knew that.
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
dane cook? stealing jokes? i would like to see your sources on this...
By: Everfalling
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
From the bare bones research I have done, it appears as if he stole at least 3 jokes for his cd from Louis CK, who is one the most influential comedy writers of the last decade. That alone is enough, but it seems there is even more to be uncovered here.
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
PS: I screwed up the joke above, ruining half the punchline. Shame on me. It starts 'when GOD gives you aids' not 'when LIFE gives you aids'.
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
louis ck is one of the most underrated comics. he's loud, but smart. interesting dane stole stuff rom him...bad form.
By: macgregor
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
louis ck is one of the most underrated comics. he's loud, but smart. interesting dane stole stuff rom him...bad form.
By: macgregor
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
I'd like to let MY people go... on her!
That wasn't any good.
I'd like to advoid eating pork with HER!
That one sucked, too.
She could fiddle on MY roof any day!!!
...better
That wasn't any good.
I'd like to advoid eating pork with HER!
That one sucked, too.
She could fiddle on MY roof any day!!!
...better
By: McMoneyclips
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
I bet you want her to spin your dreidel too. Or perhaps gefilte her fish?
Where do you get off, mister?
Where do you get off, mister?
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
id gefilte her fish.but do jewish girls like to shave? her character on crank yankers was hairy.
By: MilkMan2
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
ME??!! Weren't you the nut who put up Frank's Adventure? Mmm... hentai makee me horny rong time.
By: McMoneyclips
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys
Enjoyed the video and the song, the milk and cookies version has awesome audio quality, stereo as opposed to other site's mono.
Reactions and facial expressions are priceless, much thought went in to this video. Love the piano, bells, and Sarah's singing.
Now I'm addicted, can't stop playing it, 10-12 times per day.
Damn that Sarah, oh thats write she is by default.
Reactions and facial expressions are priceless, much thought went in to this video. Love the piano, bells, and Sarah's singing.
Now I'm addicted, can't stop playing it, 10-12 times per day.
Damn that Sarah, oh thats write she is by default.
By: amichi
Re: Sarah Silverman: Give the Jew Girl Toys lyrics
I hate to say this Santa but you’re acting like a dick
you should give presents to everyone that’s good
and not just to your personal click
if you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I’ll let you be my boyfriend all bearded, fat and horny
oh yeah oh yeah
What does Jesus have to do with you?
You’ve got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby doo,
what do you have to do with Jesus,
you have as much to do with him
as you do your mother’s penis oh yeah
so I don’t think he’s the son of god
I think he was still a nice boy
if you ask yourself what would Jesus do
he’d say give the Jew girl toys,
give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys,
don’t be a doosh, what would Jesus do,
he’d say give the jew girls toys,
Kwaz – is that german,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you made a list and I checked it twice
and there’s nobody named Silverman, or Moskowitz or Weiss,
you have a list well Schindler did too,
Liam Neeson played him, Tim Allen played you,
give the jew girl toys,
don’t be a doosh, what would Jesus do,
he’d say give the jew girl toys
give the jew girl toys
you should give presents to everyone that’s good
and not just to your personal click
if you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I’ll let you be my boyfriend all bearded, fat and horny
oh yeah oh yeah
What does Jesus have to do with you?
You’ve got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby doo,
what do you have to do with Jesus,
you have as much to do with him
as you do your mother’s penis oh yeah
so I don’t think he’s the son of god
I think he was still a nice boy
if you ask yourself what would Jesus do
he’d say give the Jew girl toys,
give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys,
don’t be a doosh, what would Jesus do,
he’d say give the jew girls toys,
Kwaz – is that german,
Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
you made a list and I checked it twice
and there’s nobody named Silverman, or Moskowitz or Weiss,
you have a list well Schindler did too,
Liam Neeson played him, Tim Allen played you,
give the jew girl toys,
don’t be a doosh, what would Jesus do,
he’d say give the jew girl toys
give the jew girl toys
By: jzs217
