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SNL: Cluckin' Chicken
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Something's always cookin' at the Cluckin' Chicken! First my head's cut off! Heads up! Then I'm plucked and gutted - my intestines are pulled out.
Trust me, you don't want 'em! Whee! Look at me! I'm gettin' quartered and split breasts, wings, the whole nine yards! Chopitty, chop! Then the pieces of me get flame-broiled.
Hear that sizzle? That's me! SNL skit.
Clucky's voice by Adam Sandler.
Trust me, you don't want 'em! Whee! Look at me! I'm gettin' quartered and split breasts, wings, the whole nine yards! Chopitty, chop! Then the pieces of me get flame-broiled.
Hear that sizzle? That's me! SNL skit.
Clucky's voice by Adam Sandler.
Nov 13, 2005 10:01 AM
Re: Cluckin' Chicken
After three years of being a carnivore, I think I'm going back to my old ways as a vegetarian.
By: spam_vigilante
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It's stuff like this where you wonder WHY BBQ places have smiling pigs for the signs either.
Just makes me kinda laugh when Cluckity says "Gob-nobbity good!" at the end.
Just makes me kinda laugh when Cluckity says "Gob-nobbity good!" at the end.
By: Luna_1985
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Since this is a satire of the fast food industry -- albeit a vary tame one -- it is animal friendly.
By: jaxon
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Retarded! Yeah it looks mean, but we don't have to be friendly to what we eat. That is why we are at the top of the food chain.
By: cuperduper
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I was just thinking that! In fact, I had to look it up because I thought it was straight lifted!
By: smego
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The set of SNL is a jail cell. That GOD DAMN applause sign is so GOD DAMN persuasive, it burns all the free will out of you. The skit is funny, though. Why did Phil have to die?
By: McMoneyclips
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JUST because a lettuce or a carrot can't scream, doesn't mean it doesn't have feelings! It was once alive too ya bastage! Vegetarians are just as cruel as carnivores!
By: ipwnzj00
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I've decided to be a vegetarian. Not because I love animals but because I really hate plants!
I'm kidding of course. I mean, if we weren't supposed to eat animals they wouldn't be made out of meat.
I'm kidding of course. I mean, if we weren't supposed to eat animals they wouldn't be made out of meat.
By: Jimmy_Pockets
Re: SNL: Cluckin' Chicken
Of course, you know you're quoting SNL alum A. Whitney Brown, right?
By: 4ThaHonor
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Yeah the first quote is from Alan, I'm not sure on the second.
Remember "The Big Picture"?
Remember "The Big Picture"?
By: Jimmy_Pockets
