I skipped this one over a while ago because you didn't mention it was done by WEEBLE!!! How could you leave out such an important detail?

Wow. This is like an epochal experience. Nothing will ever be the same. It's like the first time you have sex.

Except by 'sex' I mean the judge didn't accept your insanity plea even though your only defense was singing this f***ing song over and over again. You were sentenced to life in a maximum security prison where you become 'Bruiser's man-bitch.

After five years of Bruiser's rough love, you realize that your only escape is acceptance. You confess your love to Bruiser, and surprisingly he feels the same way. His way of showing love is to force you to go down on him first so that the a**-raping isn't quite as dry.

Two years later Bruiser is released and a riot breaks out at the prison. It turns out that Bruiser had taken to bragging about your sweet man-p**sy and there were now several suitors vying for your services. The top three contenders finally corner you in the old boiler room and inform you that since they can't agree to share you, they'll just rape you to death right then and there. Your final thought as you are forced up against the old, broken boiler is...

"Riding my bike into town!"

Yeah, that's exactly what it's like. I hope this song gets out of my head soon.