How Did Mitt Romney Get So Obscenely Rich?

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How Did Mitt Romney Get So Obscenely Rich?
How exactly did Mitt Romney Get So Obscenely Rich? Robert Reich explains The Magic of Private Equity in 8 Easy Steps.
Apr 11, 2012 3:38 PM
Re: How Did Mitt Romney Get So Obscenely Rich?
YES! SANTORUM IS OUT THE RACE. I AM STILL CELEBRATING.

When will Romney drop out?
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Mutt might very well win.

No matter what you see in polling now, it's likely going to be very close.

I may have disagreed with Santorum on many items (read: everything), but he probably isn't a bad guy. At least he's sincere in what he says. Can Mutt and O'Bummer (heh-heh) say the same?
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I wish Santorum was still in. It was fun to laugh at the Republicans.
By: the_monk
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A comedian's dream candidates would have been Santorum with Palin for VP.
By: Opetaja
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President Obama must be rubbing his hands with glee. All he has to do is keep quite and allow the blogosphere to destroy Mitt Romney. Can you really see Christian America voting for a man who believes "god" was just an ordinary bloke who earned his stripes and who now lives on planet Cola in a far away galaxy? Apparently he sent his angels down to Earth to fuck the Virgin Mary and she gave birth to Jesus and Satan. God's other wives gave birth to numerous sprogs, some of whom followed Jesus while others followed his brother, Satan. When Jesus grew up he got stuck into Mary Magdelene and she gave birth to several children (aka The Da Vinci Code) who became the first Mormons. Jesus was killed and he resurrected not in Jerusalem but in the USA. Jesus and God now live on Cola waiting to save Mormons in their magic underwear while all us non Mormons die in a nuclear holocaust.

And that's just part of the craziness that occupies Romney's brain.

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I can't say with any certainty that his Mormonism will prevent him getting elected. It will keep some at home instead of pulling the handle for the Republican nominee. But these are the same ones who would never vote for a Jew, a Muslim, a Black man, etc.

I still get a kick out of many biblical fairy tales but the LDS are about as wacky as Scientologists.

BTW, Mormons are also very good about donations to charity, not just their church. So maybe I should cut them a break. NAH!
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Mormons are certainly not as wacky as Scientologists, though we may as well say all religions are equally as wacky as each other. As an LDS member/Mormon, I will say I don't support Romney for selling out his own religion and being as much a sucker to the game as anyone else.
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Everyone knows it was actually an angel Michael who fucked the Virgin Mary on behalf of an all-powerful, yet petty and petulant deity. She later gave birth to the son of that deity, while remaining a virgin for all time. The son grew up to a brief career as a homeless magic hippie dude, preaching such right-wing Christian values as charity and forgiveness, while turning water into wine, cedar shavings into marijuana, and sand into cocaine. Needless to say, he was on the A list for fish sandwich parties, until he had a run-in with the Man, and had to cleanse humanity of its innate sinfulness, by being tortured to death in a mass public blood spectacle. Three days later, he was feeling better, so he walked out of his tomb and ascended through a hole in the clouds, straight into Heaven, which is not located in another galaxy, but is located somewhere in the general upward direction. If we believe that story, and wish really, really hard, we'll be designated not to be tortured until the end of time. Jesus would want us to cut taxes on the rich, while cashing out our hospitals and schools to finance the dropping of bombs on faraway cities, so long as we don't find out anybody under those bombs is pregnant.

Good thing Christian America isn't as cuh-ray-zee as the Mormons.
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I would say mainstream Christianity is just as crazy as Mormonism - how could any reasonable person believe in a virgin pregnancy? Where would Jesus gotten his Y-chromosome from (or all the other chromosomes that would have come from a sperm)?
By: Opetaja
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More proof that God is a male human with a beard and throne. And he's a white guy too, since Jesus had blue eyes. I know because I saw a painting of the blue-eyed Jesus. Did Mary have blue eyes? She must've, since it's a recessive gene. Or maybe all genes from God are dominant, since he's God and all.

Makes sense to me.
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