Rick Santorum: Gifts from God
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What kind of woman supports Rick Santorum? We don't know, so we had to imagine.
Feb 10, 2012 2:50 PM
Re: Rick Santorum: Gifts from God
So I went to Rick's website...
My yellow eyes were attracted first to 'Send Shockwaves Through the White House'. I called DHS and reported suspicious activity. Just to be sure, I also called three big negroes and asked them to go pay Santorum a visit. He don't have to worry about his uterus, but I think doctors will have a hard time putting the poor guy together.
There's also a thermometer on his website. Whatever.
'Rock the Vest'. Donate $100 and get a sweater vest. WTF?!
Then gushing words from Glenn Beck. LOL!
I roamed around some more, but it gets increasingly weird. With enormous trepidation I clicked on CONTINUE TO RICKSANTORUM.COM. I don't like smut.
There are 123,000 people on FB who like him. None of them are my friends.
Santorum is wearing a sweater...
A Rush Limbaugh complete show! Wohoooo!
What the fuck is this place?
Okay, finally some meat! First issue right at the top of the screen... yup, you guessed it, this sweater guy sure hates gays. There's something fishy about that.
'Unleashing America's Domestic Energy!' Very gay statement. Where's the rainbow?
Okay, enough of this. Strong families blahblah. What is this? Nazi Germany? All day oiling ze Patriot missiles and screwing the wife in the trailer at night. No condoms! She can pump out as many kids as he can bullets in ze factory.
Why worry about this freak? He ain't got a chance. America is crazy, but not that crazy. Right?
My yellow eyes were attracted first to 'Send Shockwaves Through the White House'. I called DHS and reported suspicious activity. Just to be sure, I also called three big negroes and asked them to go pay Santorum a visit. He don't have to worry about his uterus, but I think doctors will have a hard time putting the poor guy together.
There's also a thermometer on his website. Whatever.
'Rock the Vest'. Donate $100 and get a sweater vest. WTF?!
Then gushing words from Glenn Beck. LOL!
I roamed around some more, but it gets increasingly weird. With enormous trepidation I clicked on CONTINUE TO RICKSANTORUM.COM. I don't like smut.
There are 123,000 people on FB who like him. None of them are my friends.
Santorum is wearing a sweater...
A Rush Limbaugh complete show! Wohoooo!
What the fuck is this place?
Okay, finally some meat! First issue right at the top of the screen... yup, you guessed it, this sweater guy sure hates gays. There's something fishy about that.
'Unleashing America's Domestic Energy!' Very gay statement. Where's the rainbow?
Okay, enough of this. Strong families blahblah. What is this? Nazi Germany? All day oiling ze Patriot missiles and screwing the wife in the trailer at night. No condoms! She can pump out as many kids as he can bullets in ze factory.
Why worry about this freak? He ain't got a chance. America is crazy, but not that crazy. Right?
Re: Rick Santorum: Gifts from God
I have some bad news for you, my friend. One poll or another had him tied with Mutt Romney. Obviously his win this past Tuesday in two caucuses and one primary energized the Anyone But Romney crowd.
Of course, the idiot spent a lot of time in Missouri, which has no delegates because of how they pushed up their primary voting date (just like Florida had their delegates cut in half for doing the same). What kind of fucking moron spends campaign time and money in a state where he's not going to get any delegates. Hey Rick, wake up!
But the dope does have 71 total now, which is a close second to Mutt's 94 and a wide distance between Newt's 29.
Of course, the idiot spent a lot of time in Missouri, which has no delegates because of how they pushed up their primary voting date (just like Florida had their delegates cut in half for doing the same). What kind of fucking moron spends campaign time and money in a state where he's not going to get any delegates. Hey Rick, wake up!
But the dope does have 71 total now, which is a close second to Mutt's 94 and a wide distance between Newt's 29.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Rick Santorum: Gifts from God
I don't understand your political system at all. These delegates ... are they permanent? So if one candidate has a 100 of them, does that candidate get 100 votes from those people or can those people change their mind? And then there's the thing with, for example, 10 delegates up for grabs, some candidate wins, but one other candidate takes the delegates? I don't understand.
It's no big deal if you can't explain. I don't really care. I did notice Paul took 2nd place in Maine, though :) For what that's worth. Romney won. Bluh.
It's no big deal if you can't explain. I don't really care. I did notice Paul took 2nd place in Maine, though :) For what that's worth. Romney won. Bluh.
Re: Rick Santorum: Gifts from God
Maine is one of the few states (I believe the other is Nebraska and maybe another) where delegates are split for party nomination and not winner take all. Romney got 11 and Paul got 10 there.
Now, you're right. These delegates CAN change their vote. For the Republican nominee, I'm pretty sure the number is 1143 required delegates in order to get the nomination.
But wait. This includes superdelegates, who aren't voted into a position of power by primaries or caucuses. They're like the party's "old guard" to make certain that the core principles of the party are maintained. In other words, an "old boys network".
Did that make things clear as mud? Heh-heh.
Now, you're right. These delegates CAN change their vote. For the Republican nominee, I'm pretty sure the number is 1143 required delegates in order to get the nomination.
But wait. This includes superdelegates, who aren't voted into a position of power by primaries or caucuses. They're like the party's "old guard" to make certain that the core principles of the party are maintained. In other words, an "old boys network".
Did that make things clear as mud? Heh-heh.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Rick Santorum: Gifts from God
I learned that at the university. They want me to read the abstracts and then maybe some more, but it's very acceptable to just read the abstracts. Everybody does it! :)
