Christian the Lion Parody
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A couple reunites with their wolf after releasing him in the wild for a year.
Dec 25, 2011 4:30 AM
Re: Christian the Lion Parody
Here's some background material:
1. Baron is not my real name
2. As you can clearly see, I love licking ladies
3. See my wife? She's one of my exes. One thing has remained the same: I love tight spaces
4. I got too big for their apartment, but the full story is I got too big for them...
5. Down south, my coat turns color, allowing me to blend in, so people (read: women) walk up to me and stroke my head
6. The couple are just that: a couple. I LOVE lesbians. They know what good licking is and appreciate it when they get it.
Merry Christmas!
1. Baron is not my real name
2. As you can clearly see, I love licking ladies
3. See my wife? She's one of my exes. One thing has remained the same: I love tight spaces
4. I got too big for their apartment, but the full story is I got too big for them...
5. Down south, my coat turns color, allowing me to blend in, so people (read: women) walk up to me and stroke my head
6. The couple are just that: a couple. I LOVE lesbians. They know what good licking is and appreciate it when they get it.
Merry Christmas!
Re: Christian the Lion Parody
Your little ex looks like she might have a tough time with a gnat mounting her. How did you two manage the feat?
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Christian the Lion Parody
That is something that will always remain between her and me.
PSSSSSSST: ladies have three (3!) holes. You should see her yawn! Her teeth blinking in the dappled sunlight of the garden. Our relationship was based on huge amounts of trust or huge amounts of horniness, and most likely both.
PSSSSSSST: ladies have three (3!) holes. You should see her yawn! Her teeth blinking in the dappled sunlight of the garden. Our relationship was based on huge amounts of trust or huge amounts of horniness, and most likely both.
Re: Christian the Lion Parody
Hah! Great find. For a wolf.
Although it wasn't specifically telegraphed, I had a premonition that one of the girls at least was going to get mauled.
Funny shit.
Although it wasn't specifically telegraphed, I had a premonition that one of the girls at least was going to get mauled.
Funny shit.
By: spam_vigilante
Re: Christian the Lion Parody
A great one - but what happened to the Whitney Houston????
By: Opetaja
Re: Christian the Lion Parody
Hmm, not sure about this one. Seems like an excellent target for parody, and they clearly put some effort into it, but I just plain dislike the execution. In the interest of Christmas cheer, I'll restrict my party pooping to this comment.
By: wadadde
