Oh, this is just wrong on so many levels. Where do I start? For one: let's spay and neuter Ron Jeremy. He's about as sexy as Anna Nicole before Trimspa. And what's with all the eye make-up in his glamour photo shoot? Or was that an obese Gene Simmons as a body double. And don't even go there w/the bizarre observation that "short men" like to see animals hump each other. I think aging, dew-lapped-bellied porn stars would enjoy that action more (and might join in...what the hell?). PETA never fails to disappoint in delivering the nutjobs. I think the best thing I saw about PETA was the South Park Douche and Turd episode where Stan is banished to the PETA compound only to discover that they really-really love animals. Icky, icky.