Social Security Reform: Die Younger

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Social Security Reform: Die Younger
The new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol as well as provide tax incentives for seniors who bungee jump off of cliffs.
Jul 28, 2011 3:10 AM
Re: Social Security Reform: Die Younger
Sounds good to me.
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Careful what you wish for, KC. Didn't you see that the Pussy Tax applies to you more than to anyone else? Cats will be taxed.

I'm voting for it. Do away with them cats. Too expensive, they shit in the vegetables, jump on the bookshelves, keep you awake at night (I'm talking the bad kind of pussy here), and whatnot.

Go, Obama.
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Nine lives, nine times the glory.
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Die young, stay pretty! Although Black don't crack. So confusing. I need a nap. Are those taxed now? What if no one catches me? Because snitches get stitches.
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No taxes on naps. Dreams are the only bastions of freedom these days. "IRS" now stands for Insomnia Revenue Service, so it's staying awake that costs you. Best to close our eyes and dream within a dream within a dream within a dream forever.
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(Probably hard to guess what soundtrack I'm listening to.)
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