Why didn't I think of this when I was busy failing Spanish.

You could almost take that ONN watermark and replace it with Fox News Channel.

I'm stuck on two languages. I should distribute risk a little bit more before I settle down. Dutch and English soon will have me only able to communicate with obnoxious morons. Of course, I could still talk to myself, which almost proves the obnoxious-moron theory.

Any suggestions? Japanese is almost out of the question, so is German, Italian, anything African (I can understand Zuid-Afrikaans, obviously, but that's as far as I'll go), and I don't know.

The language of Love is high on my list of priorities and French, which is almost synonymous with Love. Spanish is much too feisty for me.

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

*Drools*

Now I'm stuck with "Wil je met me naar bed gaan?" and "Wanna fuck?" The former is never asked. Sounds too fucking lame. The latter is a bit hard on the ears.

Wait! I also know British. It goes like "Jolly good weather, eh? Say, I was drinking tea this afternoon and got to thinking about daffodils. They look so lovely in the spring snow now. Good God, my lady (or chap, whatever you prefer), you look like you got a fever coming up! I have a splendid collection of rare tropical epiphytes me and my chaps collected in the Bolivian rainforest. They are wonderful to treat any c--where'd she go?"

I wonder how the Brits ever made it to 80 million. Lots of sleep rape, I wager. The Americans I can understand. With "Wanna fuck", you can communicate with every goddamn immigrant you run into.