The story of Xenu is part of Scientologist teachings about extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by Hubbard. The church avoids mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story's confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of both copyright and trade secrecy.
According to the founder of Scientology and science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology dogma holds that the essences of these many people remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm. Members of the Church of Scientology widely deny or try to hide the Xenu story.

By not saying Yes or No, I know enough. Granted, I know already, but it remains fun to watch clips about this cult. Oh, beg your pardon. Have I offended you? I said cult. C-U-L-T. Yes, I do firmly believe that Scientology is a cult. Be glad I wrote Scientology with a capital S. Twice! In contrast, I wrote cult about five times in this one paragraph, all with a little c.

You are a little c, Tommy. But wait, my dear Tommy. C for Cunt. It's like a Bradbury title for a little story. R for Rocket, S for Spaceship, but W_W is no Bradbury. W_W is W_W. C for Cunt (and P for Pussy). Classics waiting to be written.

Hint: When someone running for public office makes a lot of drama about a question, don't ever vote for him or her.

W_W: "Now, listen here, Barry. What's this about your birth certificate?" (Indulge me. Off topic is my forte.)

Obama: "The Arctic Wolf is the only subspecies of wolf that is supposedly not threatened. Somehow, I doubt that."

(Say, that teleprompter is up to date. Must be a satellite connection or something.)

W_W: "Well, um, we live way up north, you know. Even the vast majority of Inuit live to the south of us and your pipelines are farther south still. We get terribly lonely sometimes, and deliberately seek thrills to relieve manic bouts of severe depression. Did you know we arctic wolves kill anything we can kill? It's sporty. Some we don't kill and that's because some make for sportier activities."

Obama: *Storms out of interview*

W_W: "Barry! Barry! You forgot your Red Bulls cap."

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he is right!

This is privileged information. You aren't supposed to find out about Xenu until you've forked over at least $100,000 and a decade of your life to these people. Asking about it in an unpaid interview is simply insulting.

I don't know, I think that L.Ron was on to something. Lets look at some of his research.

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You should be able to take offense graciously, Tommy, after all that auditing, no? Can't someone who's Clear do that? I thought you were supposed to be free of a "reactive mind."

Why would you want to be a part of a "religion" whose main spokesmen are always such turds? Who wants to aspire to that? At least the Hare Krishnas are always nice and blissed out and have such great fucking food.

It doesnt matter that he stormed off. You could already tell that he wasnt going to tell or say anything meaningful or helpful.

What's the difference between a valid religion and a cult? Nothing. It's all nonsense.

I know that.. you think i don't know that? .. its so funny that you think that.. maybe you are the one that believes in Xenu, did you ever think of that?

Maybe the light bulb went on.

Nah.