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What if the presidential race were Bush vs Jesus? This is what Bush's campaign ads might look like.
Nov 15, 2004 1:43 PM
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Amen to that brother... amen...
By: Bearfoot
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But... uh.... Jesus hates gays! Yeah... that's the ticket.... Eleventy billion points!
The election is over, but the Bush-bashers march on...
By: ByteBaron
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Oh, ByteBaron, is that Clinton's fault like his followers seem to think that everything is?
By: Bearfoot
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Everything is Clinton's fault. I hope Bush can clean up the mess left by the previous administration.
By: ByteBaron
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Yes, the most extended period of economic expansion in our nation's history happened to occur during the previous administration. But that's a coincidence. The budgetary surplus and the record lows in crime were all simultaneous by accident.

And of course, these accomplishments were with a hostile congress and during the time of a relentless witch hunt by an empowered boob named Starr.

But reversing those trends with higher crime and budgetary deficits under Bush is a good move. Thanks for setting us straight.
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Sarcasm'd!
By: ByteBaron
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Damn! I got faked out.
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Ahh Bill Clinton, one of the only two US presidents ever to be impeached. Also blatantly committed perjury and was never penalized for it. Good riddance.
By: shadowbot
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Bill Clinton was not impeached -.-
But as far as this video goes, its pretty dumb. Made by the film makers "wise-ass" more like "dumbass".
By: SuperSpud
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Perhaps the reason Bush never committed perjury was because he refused to give sworn testimony to the 9/11 comission?
By: Surfeur
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there's only been one person to ever by officially impeached in the history of the US and that's our 17th president Andrew Johnson.
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People who blindly call Jesus a liberal are foolish. He was a radical, yes, but that doesn't mean he was left or rightwing.

Afterall, Hitler was a vegetarian, an environmentalist, and an animal rights activist while Jesus ate fish and lamb, was against homosexuality, would have been against abortion, and supports prayer in schools. Either way, noone knows the entire direct truth of the life and persona of Jesus so who is to say what he truly was. My point is that the moderate perspective of his character in the New Testament has aspects that are both leftwing and rightwing. The same is true for Hitler & the Nazi party despite the innacurate stereotype that they were rightwing. Jesus and Hitler represent both ends of the morale spectrum, True Good vs True Evil, yet they are both politically mixed by todays standards.

Personally, I think the whole right and left thing is stupid because it just goes to show the limit of collective cognitive thought. The choices we make go beyond the black or white / yes or no mentality. Why only choose from a donkey or an elephant when there are another 5,000 mammal species on the planet to choose from?
By: PookiePoo
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Actually I've heard Hitler wasn't vegetarian, it's thought that myth was created so he would be viewed as more pure in a guru like way.
By: skirril
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Pure? Isn't the sausage the staple of Germany?
By: ByteBaron
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Well, no, but what does that have to do with anything? How many people in Germany are seen as Gurus?
By: skirril
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I think the history of the words "liberal" and "conservative" are interesting:

Conservatism, a general state of mind that is averse to rapid change and innovation and strives for balance and order, while avoiding extremes. Originally conservatism arose as a reaction against the Age of Enlightenment (see Enlightenment, Age of). Conservatives advocated belief in faith over reason, tradition over free inquiry, hierarchy over equality, collective values over individualism, and divine or natural law over secular law. At a given time in a given society, conservatism emphasizes the merits of the status quo and endorses the prevailing distribution of power, wealth, and social standing. Political conservative thought, however, has reconciled itself with constitutional democracy and individual rights as well as with prudent and orderly social and economic change.
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2003. © 1993-2002 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

Liberalism, attitude, philosophy, or movement that has as its basic concern the development of personal freedom and social progress. Liberalism and democracy are now usually thought to have common aims, but in the past many liberals considered democracy unhealthy because it encouraged mass participation in politics. Nevertheless, liberalism eventually became identified with movements to change the social order through the further extension of democracy. A distinction must therefore be made between liberalism, in which social change is conceived of as gradual, flexible, and adaptive, and radicalism, in which social change is seen as fundamental and based on new principles of authority.
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2003. © 1993-2002 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
By: ByteBaron
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Um.. where in the bible does it say that? Prove to me that Jesus would be against abortion...

Although, as a Bhudist, I do agree about the noone knowing the direct truth.. but I'd go so far as to say none of us have a clue...
By: Bearfoot
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Yeah also the whole anti-homosexual anti-sodomite thing is in the Old Testament (Torah). That's why Orthodox Jews are also against homosexuality. Jesus, at least according to the Gospels, never gave an opinion on homosexuality. Also, there is nothing in the Gospels equating abortion with murder. In fact, as far as I know, Jews (Jesus was Jewish) are generally alright with abortion. As far as prayer iin public schools go, there weren't public schools in Jesus' time. So it's rather hard to say.

On a different note, I think it rather interesting that you equate Democrat and Republican with Liberal and Conservative when Liberal and Conservative are much broader than that.
By: Surfeur
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I can't believe everyone follows the bible so strictly. Do you really believe every single thing in there? Because you can't take some things literally and not others... It doesn't work that way. Isn't it better to believe that the bible isn't literal, but just a collection of stories and thoughts to teach us how to live good lives? That's my opinion anyways.
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yeah well good thing your opinion doesn't mean jackshit to anyone but yourself.
By: fudrom
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And I cherish that little factoid. Freedom of speech is wonderful, ain't it?
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And I don't know if I ever told you this, but you give me action in the pants. Good job!
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Yes there are in fact those who believe literally in the Bible. Some good words for them can be found here: http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=retarded

But seriously, I don't really care if these people want to bury their heads in the sand and ignore logic, science, and basic thought. It's just when they gain power in the government and start messing my life up. Then it bugs me.
By: Surfeur
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this was better as an image cause you could read the bible quote. i hate it when people put stuff in flash that was funny and worked just fine w/o animation.
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Bush is all about 'Moral Values' such as ban on gay or lesbian marriges, and taking away abortion rights. However we must look at other values like giving to the poor and taking care of planet Earth, gods creation for us.
By: LiB3R4L
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sry I will explain it better:
Since when did believing in God and having moral values make you pro-war, pro-rich, and pro-Republican? And since when did promoting and pursuing a progressive social agenda with a concern for economic security, health care, and educational opportunity mean you had to put faith in God aside?

While the Right in America has hijacked the language of faith to prop up its political agenda -- an agenda not all people of faith support -- the Left hasn't done much better, largely ignoring faith and continually separating moral discourse and personal ethics from public policy. While the Right argues that God's way is their way, the Left pursues an unrealistic separation of religious values from morally grounded political leadership. The consequence is a false choice between ideological religion and soulless politics.

The effect of this dilemma was made clear in the 2004 presidential election. The Democrats' miscalculations have left them despairing and searching for a way forward. It has become clear that someone must challenge the Republicans' claim that they speak for God, or that they hold a monopoly on moral values in the nation's public life. Wallis argues that America's separation of church and state does not require banishing moral and religious values from the public square. In fact, the very survival of America's social fabric depends on such values and vision to shape our politics -- a dependence the nation's founders recognized.

God's Politics offers a clarion call to make both our religious communities and our government more accountable to key values of the prophetic religious tradition -- that is, make them pro-justice, pro-peace, pro-environment, pro-equality, pro-consistent ethic of life (beyond single issue voting), and pro-family (without making scapegoats of single mothers or gays and lesbians). Our biblical faith and religious traditions simply do not allow us as a nation to continue to ignore the poor and marginalized, deny racial justice, tolerate the ravages of war, or turn away from the human rights of those made in the image of God. These are the values of love and justice, reconciliation, and community that Jesus taught and that are at the core of what many of us believe, Christian or not. In the tradition of prophets such as Martin Luther King Jr., Dorothy Day, and Desmond Tutu, Wallis inspires us to hold our political leaders and policies accountable by integrating our deepest moral convictions into our nation's public life.
By: LiB3R4L
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i am george bush and i approve this message... or not.
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